"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nick Lachey is a freakin AFC

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ShizamDaMan said:
HE TOOLS AROUND WITH 19 YEAR OLD COLLEGE GIRLS WHILE MARRIED TO JESSICA SIMPSON.
It's a lot different if you've been banging her for 3-4 odd years. To him it's nothing; to any commoner it's basically the world. Only because it's above and beyond anything you've experienced does it make you think it's that great. The same reason people complain about athletes who take their abilities for granted. They've had their abilities all their lives so they get used to it, and it doesn't mean as much to them as someone who had to work hard for anything they achieved or somebody less fortunate. And you make it sound like he can't do any better, which is never true for anyone. While it doesn't seem possible to most people, even somebody like Jessica will get old after a while.


And one of those articles said the girl didn't do it with him because he was married. Therefore that leads me to believe it didn't have as much to do with him as it did with the other girl's beliefs (if the story is true). Hell, look at the girl Kobe had sex with. Her life is basically over. If she had said no for her own good, would you all be saying Kobe can't get any girls?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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