Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Alle_Gory

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oh man, i have a hard on and i don't know what i should do with it now =(
 

teagan

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God I love a nice pair of legs and a good azzzz...nothing sexier
 
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Haha, that website is hilarious.

I had actually thought of making something similar. I see so many hot girls with total dumb ass, punk looking losers.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Gaucho

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speakeasy said:
Her ass looks pretty flat if you ask me.
Yeh, I'm not really into the big azz thing, to me it spells laziness.

I'm more into the toned, athletic azz, and this girl is as healthy as they come! Tomboy who eats extremelly healthy. Give me that any day of the wk. Went through my Latina phase, but well and truly over that now.
 

Cry For Love

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Gaucho said:
Yeh, I'm not really into the big azz thing, to me it spells laziness.

I'm more into the toned, athletic azz, and this girl is as healthy as they come! Tomboy who eats extremelly healthy. Give me that any day of the wk. Went through my Latina phase, but well and truly over that now.
You can speak about big ass=lazy all you want but the fact remains, wide hip big butt girls are more fertile(hip fat more useful for giving vitamins to fetuses or whatever, look up on google), hip to waist ratio is an indicator of heart disease likelyhood, overall life expectancy etc, while ive heard of no scientific info of small hips being associated with healthiness(would be interesting to read that stuff if you find any)

As far as athleticism goes, your choice to go with the marathon runner look, the girl i posted, a fitness model had plenty of ass (40 inches in fact) while maintaining low body fat as necessary for competitors, so small ass is definitely not an indicator of athletic capabilities
 

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speakeasy, is that you in the pic with the girl?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speakeasy

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San Jose California said:
Yeah I've seen a girl like that and she cheated on her bf. It's like she only has one expression, and that is b!itchy. She looks like a total stuck-up b!itch and almost definitely is judging by the 1 girl I've met who looked like that.
Who cares about the look on her face. I'd prefer having her ass up, face down.


amoka said:
speakeasy, is that you in the pic with the girl?
No.
 

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Cry For Love said:
As far as athleticism goes, your choice to go with the marathon runner look, the girl i posted, a fitness model had plenty of ass
What girl you posted?

Marathon runner? LOL. Nutritionist and global super model, renowned for NOT being too skinny. :up:
 
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