"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nice story for you guys: custom erotics

hermeydm7

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yeah so i'm in college but this happened when i was in high school so i thought it would be appropriate, mods move to the correct section if not

You know what to do ;)

One night i went over to my friend Joe's house to have a study night with him as well as some chicks we invited over, jenny and Karen. They arrived just shortly after i did. we started studying and doing homework and it was brutal work. we were there for a few hours and everybody was tired. Jenny was falling asleep so she went to take a shower. she finished up so i went in to take my shower when she came back out. i was in the shower and i started thinking about jenny's great ass and rack, and I got a huge uprising from my crotch. i finished my shower and turned the water off and grabbed the towel from the hanger and started to dry off. just as i rapped the towel around my waist Jenny burst into the bathroom. "oh I'm sorry i thought you were out" she said, her shining dark hair shining in the dim bathroom lite. She started to giggle and said "I didn't realize you were so muscular." i said "yeah not many people appreciate the guns until the step right up to the show." She shut and locked the door behind her and said "I'll do anything you want if you show me that **** of yours." I grinned and said 'anything?' she stepped forward and we lunged into started making out. She ripped the towel off me and my pulsating member shot up free from its captivation. She moved her hand to feel it and it felt good. she dropped to her knees and started to lick my shaft. she finally took my whole girth into her mouth and started to deepthroat me. I felt in euphoric. 'ugh ugh.. i.. i'm getting close i said as she brought me closer to climax. she stopped just before i thought i was gonna go and stood up. i bent down and began to give her cunnilingus. her juices flowed down on me and set me free. i could feel her tense up and get close to her own climax. 'alright lets do this' I said. I sat down on the ledge in the shower with my prick straight up and she lowered herself over it. we rocked back and forth while kissing each others bodies until i felt her vagina contract in orgasm. her juices flowed over my balls as she orgasmed and i couldn't take it any more. i let loose my multiple streams of man sperm and kissed her in the passion of the moment. after we were done we stood up and kissed for a few minutes before getting dressed and going back out to the study group separately. I couldn't wait until our next study session ;)

post your own custom stories. and make sure there stories of when you actually got action, no ***** **** like making out or some ****
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TheBucketOfTruth

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Lol what is this, Penthouse forum? Who takes a shower in the middle of a study group at someone else's house just to wake up?

I'm not saying this is impossible, but certainly oddly written for this forum.
 

War Against Betaism

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I'm pretty sure he wanted everyone to write themselves an erotic story and he was giving an example, although I could be wrong.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Spade

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dude i aint gonna write shyt but all i can say is dat consider a future in adult novelty lol u aint a bad writer
 

Evzone

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Dude just go out and bone some chicks, and then write down what you did. Boom. Instant story.
 
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