"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nice guys "myspace article"

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Horse Whisperer
hmm... moderately interesting read but a) She is 21 (a mere pup) which explains why b) she is exuding a faux external confidence leading nicely onto why c) she is single and wants to garner attention from (mostly) men on My Space!

Attention seekers like this must be Shift+Deleted at once!
And we have a winner!!!

This woman is 21, and sounds it. Listening to her moaning on almost transported me back 10 years.

YUCK!!!
 

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Shes not that hot and its not such a great post.

Come on guys, she really is not that hot. Some of you need to get out more. In addition, her classification of men is really really pathetic and doesnt hit it on the head at all.
 

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First time I have seen this thread.

I must say, that attention-starved young lady seems like one of the most annoying and boring people that anyone has ever had the misfortune of meeting.

That myspace reeks of attention-seeking and bitterness.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is a really good post. I haven't read anything this descriptitve about nice guys in a long time. Well done.
 

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#4 is her emotional tampon. That is the only reason she likes that kind of nice guy.

the bottom line is that women don't like nice guys and she just proved it.
No self respecting man would ever lower himself to become a #4.
 

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the **** that *****es post on thier myspace is important. its a window into thier mind. you can get a lot of good info from that. keep this kinda **** coming. props
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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She is pretty. But the music on her myspace page shows cheap tastes. Just my humble opinion.
 

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Her friend Kate in the top 12 looks pretty good too. :)

I can't bring myself to add random girls from far away. Doesn't really benefit me any.

And she is nothing less than a 7 on any straight man's scale.
 

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She's 22-23, that's around the age when most girls know what they like and want in a relationship.

For guys it starts around 25-26.

True. I give her a 7-8 in looks, smart too.
 

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Amalthea said:
Yeah, you're right - I definitely must be an HB 0, considering the fact that I'll be appearing in a feature film next year... :cheer:

(yawn)

Ok, I guess it's time to leave you alone to your sexual frustration... :rolleyes: :D
I don't think it was an insult; more the fact that any guy is, for all intents and purposes, an HB0 (at least in my book).:crazy:
 

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Well let me throw something in here aswell aye

"Well she's a real nice girl but not my type" LOL I wonder if any guy has reversed the tables on her LOL.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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5. The guy that is used to better their relationship with their dearly beloved boyfriend. What happens is the boyfriend loses interest in the girl, but the girl gets some stupid chump to hang out with her, and then her boyfriend gets jealous, and the girl and her boyfriend fall in love again, since this is what the girl wanted, to use some chump so she can be with her true boyfriend again.

Believe, these guys exist. I got used this way. I don't care because I came in her pretty little mouth, but that's another story.
 
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