"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nice and easy

supermanspjs

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nice and simple unless you ask for the details

i make fun of my friend, whos best friend i like

she finds out about it.

she gets mad

therefore her best friend gets mad

me and my friend are okay now

but i think her friend is still mad at me

advice?

why than you!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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okay well my friends live on my street. one of them fell out a window and everyone made fun of her for a while cause thy thought she tried to kill herself. this was like last year

so a couple of days ago i was talking on myspace with my other friend who lives on the street and she and i were joking around and saying we were the only normal people on the street and i brought up the window thing.

well she found out today and asked me today if i said anything about it and i said no. well she found out i lied and there was a big issue at school about it and people were asking me about it and whatever,
i know her best friend kind of well and shes really cool, but she got pissed at me over myspace tonight and i tryed to fix things up, but shes probably still mad at me.

then the girl i made fun of called me and we talked for like an hour about it and all the stuff we've fought about and stuff (last year was a long year)
so we're forgetting about it. but i was just about to start moving in on her friend and this happened. so should i let my friend take care of it or should i say something?
 
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