Next level chump

[ChalengeGuyFan]

There's a girl in my class who I wouldn't mind fvcking, but I don't feel any incentive to pursue her, so I don't.
I believe that she'd also like me to fvck her.

Anyway, I texted her on the 8th of March (Women's Day) to wish her a happy birthday:

Me: "Happy birthday, <nickname> ! "
I didn't think too much over it; just did it out of courtesy.
Her: "I'll transmit the message."
I'm thinking to myself that she's trying to pull a joke, something along the lines "My name is <name>, not <nickname>". It actually turned out it was her chode of a boyfriend, who I had no idea he existed. Now how fvcking pathetic should a chump be to not only read her messages when she receives them, but to also answer?
And it was a freakin' "happy birthday" text, not a "wanna ****" one.

Well... I thought it was her so I said:
Me: "Haha! You do so!"
Her (him, actually): And I may come to personally thank you.
I think "Score! Now, how do I get a step closer to closing the deal?". My pretty bad attempt:
Me: That sounds... kinky. I like it.
Her (him, actually): You're really gonna like it, you fvckin' motherfvcker
"Wth is wrong with this girl?", I think to myself.
Me: Hey, what's up? You could have decently said "no".
Call me thick headed, but it was 10-15 mins later when the idea that she had a boyfriend who got mad struck me.

<after a while>
Him: Ok, friend! I, <nickname>'s bf, refuse your offer and I will also deliver my refusal in a more forward way.
Me: <name> bf? My apologies, I had no idea.

The fight didn't happen, as she must have talked him out of it and she apologized today.

Me, I am baffled at the situation.
Given his ways (ie: peeking at her messages AND responding to virtually innocent messages), he must be one of lowest lifeforms I have ever interacted with, lol.


As for her, if there's anything that kills and buries my passion for ANY girl, it's if she has/had a trash quality bf. It says a lot about her, too.


Interesting experience, amazingly pathetic chode; had to tell the story.

 

[PapiChulo]

I had a buddy like that who knew passwords to his girlfriend's Facebook and email, he would log in and manipulate her account, fuking SOB, also tried to steal my passwords off my laptop to snoop around. I caught him trying to do that. See, it gets even lower than that. I also have to point out that such people aren't chumps as they only pretend to be this way- in realty they are indirect asssholes and complete sh!t.

 

[rocket87]

Hahah that's a great story. What a fvcker. Whatever. The fact that she had to apologize shows what a broke ass ridiculous relationship they probably have. Keep her # around, that relationship won't last too long.

 

[Slickster]

Funny story and although you feel stupid now you actually made her bf look like a prime time chump.

He's being overprotective and smothering and that will become a major turn off for her down the road. She's in a prison!

In the meantime just be cool to her and leave it at that.

 

[NoCommitments]

Something similar happened to me in college with a chick that was engaged.the guy was such a d*ck & man was she beautiful...& real skinny with monstrous boobs hb9+...well after being her emotional escape for like a yr I finally banged her....it was bliss!!! Nothing crazy wild but I wanted this chick so long I exploded!

So the moral of the story is ....always be the escape route!! cause eventually these girls that are in damaged relationships will need one

Btw she broke off her engagement before we f*cked so I didn't feel like a total dou*he not that it wouldve stopped me lol