"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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New years rocked!!

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Ok not really but hey I got a good laugh outa the deal, I hope you guys get a laugh too. One of the ladies I have been seeing for a couple weeks (total nutcase) prolly read about her lol, flips out on me on new years and asks me to leave the party... which was cool... so I pass my friend a condom and give him the ok... rofl... he ****s her on the floor that night then gets up gets dressed and walks out leaving her there ... to clean up... hahahahahah.... sorry I guess some ppl might not find it funny but ... I do.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Your buddy screwed your date...good for you.
 
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she wasnt my date actually she lives with her boyfriend... she's just a piece of ass..... I guess you guys dont believe in sharing? I obviously wasnt getting any so... might as well pass on the good fortune
 
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yeah I guess its not super pimp or anything but I already got what I wanted outa the deal weeks before this and she has to be the worste lay ive ever met... so its not like i lost out real big here rofl I just knew she would feel like **** the next day and thats exactly what I wanted. I like it when I feel good and the girl thats trying to **** with me feels bad... minor victory but hell... at least she will stop bothering me for sure.
 
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