"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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New Year's Day Doghouse

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So 2017 hasn't gotten off to the best start, admittingly of my own doing lol.


The kids are overseas and I always kick it pretty hard on new years which is pretty mcuh christmas for adults. This year was no different. Went to Santa Aninta everyday,had friend over, we partied pretty hard.

Pretty much from Wednesday to Saturday just all ran together lol. So one of my wife's friends who moved out of town a few years ago is back visiting family and she stops by to hang out on friday and y now i'm beyond plastered lol. i have my wife walking crooked lol and i'm feeling myself right about now.


So she brings her friends with her huge ass titties over my house lol and i'm drunk and her friend was alwawys a skank lol, so by now i'm trying to setup a three some lol. home girl was down DTF


http://prntscr.com/dqekq9

you can see by my response i don't give a **** by now lol. i'm litearlly texting her with one hand and rubbing on my wife with the other. had i not fallen asleep it was gone as done lol. honestly it might have happened i passed out i dnt[ remember what happened after that.


so i wake up yesterday probably around 4pm and my wife is hot. she saw the texts i sent her and she asks why i was doing that and i was like i was trying to **** both of you lol if you want me to be honest. **** i was drunk anad she had big ass tits i'm a guy wht you want me to do? stop bringing hoes and alcohol around lol or someone is going to get ****ed. **** let's not pretend you wren't down for the **** at the time either lol because you were.


funny enough she's not even really mad that i tried to cox both of them to have sex with me lol. she's mad because i sent her texts about it. she was like if you wanted to do that you should have ust sasked.

oddly enough, to her it just re confirms that she has a catch and makes her feel better. she's pretend mad right now, inside she can't wipe the **** eating grin off her fact taht she has someothing that her friends won't and can't have.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Julian

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the texts was not needed bruh


shoulda just had them start making out and getting freaky then you join in, duh!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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