"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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New Universal HB scale

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Rocko

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Ok guys, i know this may seem like a weird post to put up, but i just wanted to get it out there. This scale truly is a working scale that is not really affected by tastes and preferences. The scale goes from 1-5, 1 being ugliest...you get it.

1 = Ugly, would never touch
2 = Still ugly, but would f*ck if your drunk
3 = Cute girl, but not cute enough to persue as a girlfriend
4 = girlfriend material for sure
5 = Adriana Lima status, dreamgirl

Posting this cause I'm kind of bored, and who knows, my friends and I use it, and it seems to not take into account tastes and preferences, hopefully you guys will like it :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Nice one man very simplified. However me and my friends still use the age old 1-10 scale. But we kick it up a notch and use decimals. Ahh the high school memories.
 
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I use the "if she gives me wood, shes good" method.
 
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i am me

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1-10 is more fun. 8s, 9s , n dimes are the goal
 
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At work my friends and I rank girls by draft picks...No joke. Super ugly ones are undrafted. Super hot ones are 1st round. You get the point.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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