New to the board..shocked and saddened by some of you

[49au]

Rest of the story...

She goes back to my place after lunch. She's sitting on me on my bed, we're making out. She asks if I have a condom. I said yes. She then says "we can't do this," gets up, and walks into the living room.

I was pissed and decided that instead of trying a freeze-out or whatever Mystery-esque manipulation technique I'm supposed to do there, I should just tell her to leave. So I did.

She asked if she could take me to her favorite restaurant for lunch the next week. I agreed, she flaked, I told her it was nice knowing her.


Several weeks later I met a hotter stripper at the same club and pulled her #. Stripper 1 came to talk to me and I blew her off rudely. She stormed off and I enjoyed the moment. Went out with the new one a couple times but didn't bang her either. Stopped talking to her when I got involved with my now-ex. I could bang "normal" girls on the first or second date but not strippers? FML.

 

[HoneyLove]

Cool story bro

 

[Marvin Gaye]

How did you get in the stripping business? It seems like an awesome career and I'd like to know how long you went to college for, or who I should contact if I want to pursue this career

 

[Zunder]

Bro? What woman uses the term "Bro".?

Honeylove, troll your asss right outa this here forum.

Yall hear me......

 

[HoneyLove]

You never heard a woman use the word bro 0_o I see why you need help picking up women clearly you dont interact with too many bwahahaha!

 

[Poonani Maker]

You never heard a woman use the word bro 0_o I see why you need help picking up women clearly you dont interact with too many bwahahaha!

Nope, NEVER heard it, and I come into contact with 1000s of unique women a year. I've been called "dude" by a female, never "bro" over at least 6 years of heavy contact with the public.

Women can't give advice because most of them are lousy lays anyway. Only a select few are worth fvckin twice or more.

 

[808]

This thread is just begging to be closed.

And also, I reiterate: I've never heard a woman use the phrase "Cool story, bro."

As far as I can tell you're further proving yourself to be another bored guy trolling this forum.

If you want to be believable, at least WRITE like a woman. Don't use slurs like "nigga". You're making yourself look dumb. Also to be more believable, include smilies or LOLs every other sentence. Include phrases like "you know, like..." etc.

That's about all I can piece together from old text messages from my old phone.

 

[HoneyLove]

Once again! I find it hilarious that men who are on a site on how to pickup women are telling ME what a woman is supposed to sound like. Please keep coming up with these theories on my gender they are cracking me up! Yall are so damn misinformed its making my side hurt from laughter haha! Trying to tell me what I have between my legs haha! You are only proving me right. You guys are totally clueless about the female species. Im not Mary Poppins so if thats your idea of women then yes you will be disappointed in me. I am a bisexual woman I know this game inside out upside down backwards and forwards!! Yall think you're sooo smooth. Tell me is your game strong enough to get a girl to give YOU money? Or do you have to pay for dates? I thought so. If any of you NIGGAS and BROS get tired of this bull**** and want some real game, PM a playa!

Bye Bros and Niggas!

 

[Atom Smasher]

Tell me is your game strong enough to get a girl to give YOU money?

Yes.

How about you, buddy?

 

[joverby]

Def pretty easy to tell it was a dude from the first post.

 

[5string]

Dude looks like a lady.

 

[Asasione]

This thread is a joke, no one wants or asked for this dudes advice, the advice in this site works for people from different countries, cultures and whatever. Someone who claims the epitome of game is getting someone to spend on you is an IDIOT, I could do that at 16 when I was a noob. DAMN FOOLS wasting time, if you are a woman (transvestite) I'm guessing your black, that attitude is all too familiar

 

[gspshields2]

Hey Exotic Dancer/HoneyLove,

I posted this a few days would like a woman's perspective:

So I was at da club where I met this cute HB8. She was roaming around the dancefloor and I said hi to her and we danced. We ended up making out that night and she took down my number and I told her to text me.

She texted me the same night, and I called her up and said I would be going a roadtrip the next day but I would see her in a few days when I got back we would go to dinner.

Fast forward to yesterday I texted her asking if she would be available tomorrow and she said Yes, and she said Is it OK if I bring my friend and her BF? It will be like a double date. I said sure NP.

Fast forward to today, I texted her asking what time she would like to hang out. She texts me back saying she just started her new job and she would be busy all week. This is BS since I know her job ends already and she would be free at night so why would she be busy?

She suggests that we go out on the weekend.

How do get past this flake?
We had an incredible makeout.

 

[Groovy]

Oh, I guess you guys were right. I admit! Yet again I learn something from you.

What the **** dont you guys understand about my answer? NO ALL WOMEN ARE NOT EMOTIONAL. There are some hyper sensitive chicks who cry during every movie and there are some psycho *****es with no sense of compassion who will ruin a mans life and think nothing of it. Stop trying to read into everything Im saying and accept it. I am not going to tell you what you want to hear, so if that makes me a troll so be it but Im going to give it to you straight no chaser.

It's hard to see flaws in yourself sometimes. I am not sure you are a women, because you seriously sound like a man. But if you tell me you are bisexual, maybe, maybe I believe it, but I don't know. Do you do drugs? I bet you just don't take good care of yourself. I think you are a good person in the inside, but you need to turn your life around! Good luck.

 

[5string]

What I wanna know is if "she" washes her hands every time after "she" pole dances?

 

[DonGorgon]

I am an exotic dancer....

 

[Solomon]

Rest of the story...

She goes back to my place after lunch. She's sitting on me on my bed, we're making out. She asks if I have a condom. I said yes. She then says "we can't do this," gets up, and walks into the living room.

I was pissed and decided that instead of trying a freeze-out or whatever Mystery-esque manipulation technique I'm supposed to do there, I should just tell her to leave. So I did.

She asked if she could take me to her favorite restaurant for lunch the next week. I agreed, she flaked, I told her it was nice knowing her.


Several weeks later I met a hotter stripper at the same club and pulled her #. Stripper 1 came to talk to me and I blew her off rudely. She stormed off and I enjoyed the moment. Went out with the new one a couple times but didn't bang her either. Stopped talking to her when I got involved with my now-ex. I could bang "normal" girls on the first or second date but not strippers? FML.

Seriously Whats the community obsession about banging a stripper? I banged a former one and honestly shes an alcoholic now, and just a hot mess

 

[DonGorgon]

Can i bang you ahrd?

first you have to buy drink and dances then you have to pay for a VIP session then she will want $200 plus for a lame 10 minutes quicky ...ol i will pass..

 

[Upside]

Im spent a good 5 minutes cracking up at "Seeral flaws with what you just wrote" thanks for the laugh.. Honestly this whole post sounds like a highly emotional butthurt *****fest. CLEARLY you know nothing about strippers OR prostitutes so please stop talking on what you know nothing of. Dude, did you just call Charlie Sheen an alpha male? BWAHAHA PLEASE STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME! Just because a man has alot of money doesnt mean he's more desirable to women. Anyone who is or has been rich at some point knows that along with money comes alot of people trying to help you spend it. They dont give two ****s about you they just want your money. Now if you are willing to let someone use you up like that because you feel you dont deserve better than you have some self esteem issues who's answers dont lie in some girls vagina. Paid sex is for guys who cant score on their own in a short amount of time for whatever reason. As far as your parents marriage-Obviously you are not a spring chicken yourself so I can only imagine what times were like when your parents were young. Marriage is muuuuch different today than it was in the Ice Age...

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Once again! I find it hilarious that men who are on a site on how to pickup women are telling ME what a woman is supposed to sound like. Please keep coming up with these theories on my gender they are cracking me up! Yall are so damn misinformed its making my side hurt from laughter haha! Trying to tell me what I have between my legs haha! You are only proving me right. You guys are totally clueless about the female species. Im not Mary Poppins so if thats your idea of women then yes you will be disappointed in me. I am a bisexual woman I know this game inside out upside down backwards and forwards!! Yall think you're sooo smooth. Tell me is your game strong enough to get a girl to give YOU money? Or do you have to pay for dates? I thought so. If any of you NIGGAS and BROS get tired of this bull**** and want some real game, PM a playa!

Bye Bros and Niggas!

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http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php

So yeah. Go away.

 

[MurdocIsGod]

My dad's friend used to be in the London mobs when he was younger, done 8 years in jail, owned a tonne of brothels, so yeah he's pretty badass... He has 3 girlfriends under 30 whilst he is 60.