"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Can we PULEASE delete all the non-DJ related posts........SECRET to bigger tricepts, guitar lessons, business offers, New plasma tvs are out, etc.

Yes I am fully aware of the value of tricepts and playing a instrument...but enough already.

We need to focus on NEW TECHNIQUES not what Jimmy got for his barmitzfa.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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well see heres the thing..
the secret to bigger triceps goes in the health and fitness forum
the guitar lessons , business offers and new plasma tvs go in the anything else forum
that way you can go straight into discussion without having to read all the other stuff unless you want too.

if someone posts in the wrong section, don't worry , the mods will move it as soon as they see it .
 

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lol, you seriously took the time to write out that nice little explanation for him, kitten?
 

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COD said:
Can we PULEASE delete all the non-DJ related posts........SECRET to bigger tricepts, guitar lessons, business offers, New plasma tvs are out, etc.

Yes I am fully aware of the value of tricepts and playing a instrument...but enough allready.

We need to focus on NEW TECHNIQUES not what Jimmy got for his barmitzfa.
This place is for total self improvement so I'm going to help you.

One word . . . DICTIONARY!


"So PULEASE, pulease, pulease get yo' sh!t togetha!"

You can spell techniques but not already?
 
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