"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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New Girls Coming over. Need tips.

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Allright my friend from a different school is having some girls over that he claims to be smoking hot. I have never seeen/met any of them. Any quick tips would be great. Its not really a party, but we probably will be playing manhunt (kino time?)

~Thanks guys
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Manhunt?

Anyways what I do is get into the mindset that you dont care what happens.

Because face it,this way if nothing happens,you wont care.If something does happen,well then you know what happens.This way you will appear much more relaxed.The main thing is to not be shy.Be just a fun guy to be around and the chicks will appreciate it.

Also for kino,do simple little stuff like
-High-fives for random ass things (doesnt even matter what)
-Push her a bit here n there
-"Youve got something in your hair".You know where Im goin with this
 
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Whenever no one else is paying attention, whisper in her ear all the things you'd like to do to her with chocolate sauce and a monkey. Guaranteed success.
 
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