"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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New girl looks EXACTLY like my EX!!!

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm with BrotherAP, disregard everything I've said to this point and get them both over. If they don't wind up killing you maybe you can get a crazy 3some out of it. If not, I wouldn't talk to them again, pretty f'ed up what they did. However you may not have noticed because of all the Xanax and booze.:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by TACH
I'm with BrotherAP, disregard everything I've said to this point and get them both over. If they don't wind up killing you maybe you can get a crazy 3some out of it. If not, I wouldn't talk to them again, pretty f'ed up what they did. However you may not have noticed because of all the Xanax and booze.:crackup:

yeah. well it's pretty f*cked up what I did too... called the INS on someone... turns out they DID come to her but according to her story, they can't do anything to her because her papers are OK somehow.. she told me she had a fake SS# a long time ago ... I dunno.. She said the INS apologized to her .... I dunno.. I don't really believe anythign she says anymore. But, she still has her same job, she isn't deported.. so maybe she fixed her papers recently.

So I guess this was her revenge to me even though I deny calling them.. I would never admit that to her. I feel like a real jerk for doing that even though the HELL she put me through by calling my parents, getting me almost fired, etc.. etc...I'm not a snitch.
 
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