"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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New Genie-free Logo Design

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Seeing as how I've been sick with a cold and have nothing else to do for the past day or so, i've taken the time to design a new log for the Don Juan Forums.


I designed the Logo in photoshop, and it is certified 100% genie free. :) It is a GIF, and I specifically designed it to have a near-perfect match with the particular shade of blue at the top of the page. The dimensions are exactly the same size as the current logo, so it shouldn't distort the page layout any.



http://www.pwizard.com/disfor.gif


Comments/questions welcome.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I dont really like it that much. Its got this "KING Arthur", medieveal feel to it, you know?
 
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Originally posted by Mack Of All Trades
I dont really like it that much. Its got this "KING Arthur", medieveal feel to it, you know?
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Really? I just used a font that is sort of like Times New Roman, so I did not intend for it to have a midieval look to it.
 
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I liked the text, although my criticism is that only the bottom text had a drop shadow, not the top, which makes no sense.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ummm....no.

It's ok.....

I'll bet if you put a lot more effort into it you could create a masterpiece banner.
 
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Hey, its cool. And I think the medieval theme fits here, because the art of getting women began ..errr.. when a monkey picked a stick???? lol
 
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