New Emoticons for So Suave?

[HumbleNinja]

Any chance of new emoticons for So Suave?

Examples that would be good:

Ghost emoticon: For No Contact / going ghost.

Alpha emoticon.

Beta emoticon.

Field reporter emoticon (for field reports)

Slore emoticon.

Keyboard Cowboy emoticon.

F@g emoticon.

Muscle man emoticon for Health and Fitness section.

A DJ emoticon.

A Well dressed emoticon.

Feminazi emoticon. (The cursing one modified with a moustache and girl power sign)

No Fap emoticon.

Fapping emoticon.

Troll emoticon.

Any other emoticons posters would like to see and if it's possible to have new ones from these lists or ideas added to So Suave?

 

[Desdinova]

I'm more interested in field reports than emoticons.

 

[Colossus]

That's a good idea actually and would make things hilarious, but don't hold your breath.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Attention Hore emoticon

BPD emoticon

Mature Man emoticon (cursing one with beard and cane)

Stinky Snatch emoticon (triangle with little moving squiggles rising up)

Man Crush emoticon (for Pook worshippers)

"Cool Story, Brah" emoticon

Humble Ninja emoticon

 

[JoeMarron]

Attention Hore emoticon

BPD emoticon

Mature Man emoticon (cursing one with beard and cane)

Stinky Snatch emoticon (triangle with little moving squiggles rising up)

Man Crush emoticon (for Pook worshippers)

"Cool Story, Brah" emoticon

Humble Ninja emoticon

:crackup: this post has made me want to invest money in bringing these emoticons here

 

[TheVirtualMind]

Married Man Emoticon - Sad face with a ball and chain attached to the leg

High School Emoticon - Smiley face with acne

Banned emoticon - Devil faced one swinging a giant hammer (the Ban Hammer)

 

[HumbleNinja]

a couple of online dating emoticons: Whale with a pink polka dot bow on it's head, Catfish (for fakes), crazy cat lady, obese transvestite.

Broke DJ or Broke chick emoticon.

Talking azz emoticon for those who are deemed to be BSing on here.

N00b emoticon for dumb questions.

Trophy emoticon for a great post or thread.

BJ emoticon.

A manosphere emoticon. (Man on top of the world?)

Misogynist emoticon: a white man emoticon. LMAO

Racist emoticon: A group of emoticons holding up racist signs. (with the two lead emoticons looking like Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson.)

Spinning plates emoticon.

Predator emoticon (for potential rapists or jailbait chasers) bottle of roofies? lol

Creeper emoticon

foreveralone emoticon (for hopeless cases)

Viagra emoticon for MM etc. section.

Weed Head emoticon.

Bleating sheep emoticon (for sheeple)

Conspiracy theorist emoticon: the crazy emoticon with a tin foil hat and a lightning bolt on it next to a moon emoticon.

Running emoticon from a BPD ex.

A broke and defeated divorced emoticon and or a cheering one.


***And last but not least in honor of Nismo4: A princess is in another castle emoticon! crying emoticon outside with girl emoticon in the top of a castle.

There's probably a ton more. Too bad So Suave didn't have a whole slew of these ideas so far. They'd be hilarious to see in some threads/replies.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

White Knight emotion - everyone's favorite

banging a chick from behind while giving a thumbs up emotion - since we can't say **** or sex (guess we can now, sweet!)

chick $hitting on a guy emotion - soon to be the most used

a chick holding a knife with smoke coming out of her ears and fireballs out of her eyes emotion - would be a very useful emotion

EDIT: (inspired by post below)

Guy holding a feather duster - married man emotion

Chick wearing big baggy pants emotion - wearing the pants in the relationship - might be a hard one to convey, may need some good artistry for this one

EDIT: (inspired by recent thread)

Guy banging his head against a wall emotion

EDIT: (inspired by bottom post)

a carousel emotion - for obvious reasons

 

[HumbleNinja]

Dancing banana for when noobs lose their virginity

troll under the bridge emoticon

wife beating her hubby over the head with a rolling pin for the Married Man section

drunk and making bad decisions emoticon --> a happy face with two x's for its eyes and tongue sticking out

the humble ninja emoticon would be an old middle aged dude shouting "im a beta! what are you gonna do about it?"

getting a girl pregnant --> a stork sh*tting on a sad face in front of an ATM

You're right NN we should get right on these!

LMAO The "Knockedup" emoticon is great! Hahahaha.

The married one needs a man in a top hat and wife in a bridal gown with the ball and chain and her cursing hitting him with the rolling pin..lol

We also need an "A.W.O.L" emoticon or a Milk Carton with "Have you seen me?" on it emoticon for posters who vanish.

A emoticon in prison for those who are locked up or get arrested etc.

A beat up emoticon with bandages for those losing debates or those who will possibly get their azzes kicked by a jealous husband or BF.

A moderator in a referee outfit emoticon breaking up two boxing emoticons.

A Pedobear emoticon or an emoticon in a van with candy.

A pvssy pedestalizing emoticon: emoticon bowing to a giant vag.

A 9-10 emoticon and a wildebeast for 5s.

 

[comic_relief]

I'm more interested in field reports than emoticons.

you know, FR's get ignored for the most part. Whenever I get a new girl I always post a field report as a record of what I was doing.

- Comic_Relief

 

[Atom Smasher]

Main Battle Tank emoticon for the ahem... "voluptuous" and "plus-size" girls

War Pig emoticon

Bat Sh!t Crazy emoticon (flapping bat wings with crazy eyes)

Needle in a Haystack emoticon

Excessive Makeup emoticon (looks like Marge Simpson after Homer shot her in the face with his makeup shotgun)

Nagging emoticon

Branch Swinging emoticon

Unicorns and Rainbows emoticon

In Denial emoticon

Pissing Match emoticon

"I hope I didn't offend you" emoticon

"You offended me" emoticon

"Why don't you go over to RSD" emoticon (little round Buddha)

Eating disorder emoticon (stick figure)

 

[HumbleNinja]

A DJ Bible emoticon with "Read Me" on the front.

A Keyboard warrior emoticon.

A White chick emoticon running away from an ethnic emoticon.

A "LoveShack is that way>>>" sign emoticon.

A baby's bottle emoticon

A pair of adult diapers emoticon.

A balding emoticon.

A short guy emoticon.

M.I.L.F emoticon with two kids in diapers.

A Slvtwalk emoticon.

A Sausagefest emoticon for nightclub field reports.

An old man in a walker chasing a younger 10 emoticon.

A can of Spam emoticon.

A green dot emoticon (when unable to rep a poster)

A "green dots mean sht" sign emoticon when a poster feels a master DJ is full of it.

An expat emoticon on a plane that says "Happier Abroad" on the side of it.

Holiday emoticons.

Gold digger emoticon.

Mama's boy emoticon.

A Sugar Daddy emoticon.

A ratchet chick emoticon.

Blind date emoticon with a blind man and a walking cane next to a 350lb beast.