SeymourCake
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
New Dave Chappelle Stand Up
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
"The video is no longer available due to copyright claim by Dave Chappelle."SeymourCake said:
NOOOOOOOO
VikingKing
Banned
Dave Chappele is hilarious. I love it how he makes fun of racism on both sides of the fence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8WN3q4VKs
" I said hey nigga! Whats all this chocolate on your face?" "This ain't chocolate, its doo doo baby!"
But the best part of this video is at 30:50 , and what dave says about race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8WN3q4VKs
" I said hey nigga! Whats all this chocolate on your face?" "This ain't chocolate, its doo doo baby!"
But the best part of this video is at 30:50 , and what dave says about race.
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