SeymourCake
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
New Dave Chappelle Stand Up
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
"The video is no longer available due to copyright claim by Dave Chappelle."SeymourCake said:
NOOOOOOOO
VikingKing
Banned
Dave Chappele is hilarious. I love it how he makes fun of racism on both sides of the fence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8WN3q4VKs
" I said hey nigga! Whats all this chocolate on your face?" "This ain't chocolate, its doo doo baby!"
But the best part of this video is at 30:50 , and what dave says about race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8WN3q4VKs
" I said hey nigga! Whats all this chocolate on your face?" "This ain't chocolate, its doo doo baby!"
But the best part of this video is at 30:50 , and what dave says about race.
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