"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Netspeak is stupid

Luveno

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I hate "lol" and all other net-born acronyms and words.

When people use it, my respect for their intelligence plummets.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Mr. Wolf

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Using acronyms instead of full words makes people perceive you as dumb or dumber than them. I'm doing business, selling things. I always write full words, always powerful words, and always positive words.. I dominate those poor AFC soles that think it's cool to use acronyms.

As far as me being violent against them, forget it. I don't hate, not much can bother me.
 

Tyron

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I'm not too bothered if someone writes them but when someone speaks them aloud... Why can't you just laugh out loud.. you just have to say "lol". There's no hope for humankind.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I'm not crazy about them either but I'm surprised as hell that no one has said "STFU."
 

KarmaSutra

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Mr. Wolf said:
Using acronyms instead of full words makes people perceive you as dumb or dumber than them. I'm doing business, selling things. I always write full words, always powerful words, and always positive words.. I dominate those poor AFC soles that think it's cool to use acronyms.

As far as me being violent against them, forget it. I don't hate, not much can bother me.

:rockon:
 

Potbelly

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Mr. Wolf said:
Using acronyms instead of full words makes people perceive you as dumb or dumber than them. I'm doing business, selling things. I always write full words, always powerful words, and always positive words.. I dominate those poor AFC soles that think it's cool to use acronyms.

As far as me being violent against them, forget it. I don't hate, not much can bother me.
Clearly Mr. Wolf has a big fat pole up his butt. --->LOL<---

Dude, it's the goddam internet...it's a forum...it's chatting on AIM...you are taking yourself WAY too seriously. Everyone knows not to use these acronyms in business. Thanks for stating the obvious dumbass!:down:

And keep tagging random sh1t as being AFC. OMG YOU SAID AFC YOU NEERRDDD
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DavenJuan

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i hate women with thicker mustaches than me. you dont see me posting about it.
 
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