"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If i hear this damn champ of the world song on espn one more time i'm going to kill someone.

10 years ago this man brought us country grammer and air force one's.. now he's making horrible promos for ESPN. what could have been.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is why I have a DVR and pre-record any sports game I want to watch. That way I can fast forward through the commercials, promos, and other junk.
 

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hell yea i grew up to country grammar, lot of good memories to those songs
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ESPN has been garbage since the turn of the millennium. Absolutely sold its soul for advertising and fame. The supposed "worldwide leader in sports" coverage goes like this:

Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, hockey, tennis, horse racing, etc....Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, hockey, tennis, horse racing, etc....

Basically, ESPN is garbage.

IMO.
 

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Upside said:
ESPN has been garbage since the turn of the millennium. Absolutely sold its soul for advertising and fame. The supposed "worldwide leader in sports" coverage goes like this:

Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, hockey, tennis, horse racing, etc....Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, Football, football, football, baseball, basketball ,baseball, football, football, football, hockey, tennis, horse racing, etc....

Basically, ESPN is garbage.

IMO.
not only that but their coverage is pretty mjuch garbage on all fronts. College football you take out the hot sideline girls and the hDTV, what do you have? todd's taste of the town and a 80 year old man that you have to watch with a wind shield wiper? and another that can't even remember what day it is but puts on a mascot hat every week lol?

the horse racing coverage don't get me started. they are so bad they actually have to bring in people from HRTV or TVG to help out with their horse racing coverage. hank goldburg looks like he just came off a bender every time they are on set (I call him hammered hank), they show these silly sappy ass tug stories between races, no one gives a ****. then they stick you with this ****ty ass camera angles that are not remotely usable? what the hell do I want to see a horses **** for half way through a race, how is that going to help me in my horse racing experience?

It's so bad that i come to hate big days of horse racing because HRTV is contractually obligated to let ESPN air the race live so you have to watch ESPN if you are at home an I would much rather watch HRTV
 
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