"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Neghits gone wrong

green69

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Anyone remember, a long time ago, a guy just leaning about neg-hits posted his try at it to a hot girl? In regards to trying to neg-hit her fashion style, he said:

"That shirts fvcking ugly."

That thread was pretty hilarious, I was just wondering if anyone remembered that from a while ago.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lets_do_this

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Upon meeting my xGF...

/me Offers fries on burger king

XGF: No, thanks. I'm on a diet.

ME: Indeed, you need to go on a diet. :D

XGF: What's that supposed to mean? If i'm fat then what are you? (Trying to hit me with an insult)

ME: Raises shirt. (I'm a swimmer and lift weights daily.use your imagination.) :D

/her stands up..

XGF: I'm leaving.

/her leaves

ROFL. I could care less about that girl.
 

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Not really a neg-hit but it cracked the hell out of me. Saw this in the High School Forums earlier today.


Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.
 
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