(toward the end of the evening after all the other trick or treaters FLAMED OUT)
HER: So what's your story? You're the only guy that hasnt tried to talk to me. You ARENT GAY are you??
ME: Just making sure you vote me off.
HER: (intrigued) DO you WANT me to vote you off?
ME: You're not very quick on the UPTAKE are ya? (You've just established 3 things: 1. You dont care if youre voted off. 2. YOU are in control of the conversation. 3. Youre a challenge.
HER: Were you recently dumped? You seem to have a little hostility going there.
ME: (now its time to ease up and be funny). Everybody on here's been dumped. Or if they havn't they're about to get some practice. You like like you ought to be WORKING as an executioner in a Hungarian sweat shop.
HER: What the hel## is that supposed to mean?
(you've said something unpredictable that is wacky enough to be ****y)
ME: Hey, I aint baggin. Just making it easy for you to start eliminate the good guys in your search for a future insurance salesman.
HER: You ARE something!
ME: Does that mean I'm out now? Why wait for the rose ceremony? You look like a girl who can make a decision
(this is a backhanded compliment)
HER: You got somewhere better you have to be?(she's starting to flirt with you so dont dissapoint her now)
ME: I swim with the sharks every night out in santa monica and this'll be the first night in a while i won't make it. Unless
I've misjudged you and youre not as boring as everyone else here . ANd you want to lose this place and go along? Nah, i doubt you know how to swim.
HER: Where did they find you anyway??!?!?!?!??x
(by the way guys, see what's happening? You've created a fantasy world here devoid of boredom)
ME: My name is SPRAKE. Ive come to this planet in search of a worthy wife to join me in the galactic war against the spores. Have you ever thrown a hand grenade into a crowd of klingons?
Which conversation do you think she's going to remember? Yours or the one where he told her she was gorgeous?
HER: So what's your story? You're the only guy that hasnt tried to talk to me. You ARENT GAY are you??
ME: Just making sure you vote me off.
HER: (intrigued) DO you WANT me to vote you off?
ME: You're not very quick on the UPTAKE are ya? (You've just established 3 things: 1. You dont care if youre voted off. 2. YOU are in control of the conversation. 3. Youre a challenge.
HER: Were you recently dumped? You seem to have a little hostility going there.
ME: (now its time to ease up and be funny). Everybody on here's been dumped. Or if they havn't they're about to get some practice. You like like you ought to be WORKING as an executioner in a Hungarian sweat shop.
HER: What the hel## is that supposed to mean?
(you've said something unpredictable that is wacky enough to be ****y)
ME: Hey, I aint baggin. Just making it easy for you to start eliminate the good guys in your search for a future insurance salesman.
HER: You ARE something!
ME: Does that mean I'm out now? Why wait for the rose ceremony? You look like a girl who can make a decision
(this is a backhanded compliment)
HER: You got somewhere better you have to be?(she's starting to flirt with you so dont dissapoint her now)
ME: I swim with the sharks every night out in santa monica and this'll be the first night in a while i won't make it. Unless
I've misjudged you and youre not as boring as everyone else here . ANd you want to lose this place and go along? Nah, i doubt you know how to swim.
HER: Where did they find you anyway??!?!?!?!??x
(by the way guys, see what's happening? You've created a fantasy world here devoid of boredom)
ME: My name is SPRAKE. Ive come to this planet in search of a worthy wife to join me in the galactic war against the spores. Have you ever thrown a hand grenade into a crowd of klingons?
Which conversation do you think she's going to remember? Yours or the one where he told her she was gorgeous?
