TxCowboy
Senior Don Juan
Holla or PM me if you wanna dj here. I usually go downtown, Grahams, Midnight, North Side bars, and a few places on the east side ....
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Need Wingmen in the ATX - Austin, Texas !!!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AsianPlayboy
Banned
I thought there was a pretty active lair in Austin run by GameTrane, Herbal and TowerT?
Anyways, LOVED Austin last time I was there. Got a handjob in the restroom from a blonde, fake titty personal fitness trainer. That Warehouse district and 6th street are insane amounts of fun, hotties, and AMOGs.
Anyways, LOVED Austin last time I was there. Got a handjob in the restroom from a blonde, fake titty personal fitness trainer. That Warehouse district and 6th street are insane amounts of fun, hotties, and AMOGs.
Friendly Otter
Don Juan
Dang, I was over in Texas a few years ago, visiting a buddy who did his thesis there. Don't have any reason to go there anymore, but would have been fun to have wingmen to visit in another country! When I was in France for a year, it was always a good conversation starter when a girl heard my accent and asked where I was from. Perhaps it would have been the same in Texas.
Used to know an American guy who was staying in a dorm here in Sweden; good-looking, outgoing - I remember a dorm party where he had a bruise on his cheek, because he had recently been in a fight with a guy who deserved it. He simply smiled when he told the story. Goodlooking, happy-go-lucky American guy who had been in a fight - guess if the girls were fascinated? Come over here, Texans, I'll be your wingman, guarantee we'd have some luck.
Used to know an American guy who was staying in a dorm here in Sweden; good-looking, outgoing - I remember a dorm party where he had a bruise on his cheek, because he had recently been in a fight with a guy who deserved it. He simply smiled when he told the story. Goodlooking, happy-go-lucky American guy who had been in a fight - guess if the girls were fascinated? Come over here, Texans, I'll be your wingman, guarantee we'd have some luck.
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thats a nice offer there otter -- swedish girls have quite a reputation over here :yes: fellas if we're smart we'll take him up on it!
reyalp
Master Don Juan
Sweet. I'll go get a passportFriendly Otter said:Dang, I was over in Texas a few years ago, visiting a buddy who did his thesis there. Don't have any reason to go there anymore, but would have been fun to have wingmen to visit in another country! When I was in France for a year, it was always a good conversation starter when a girl heard my accent and asked where I was from. Perhaps it would have been the same in Texas.
Used to know an American guy who was staying in a dorm here in Sweden; good-looking, outgoing - I remember a dorm party where he had a bruise on his cheek, because he had recently been in a fight with a guy who deserved it. He simply smiled when he told the story. Goodlooking, happy-go-lucky American guy who had been in a fight - guess if the girls were fascinated? Come over here, Texans, I'll be your wingman, guarantee we'd have some luck.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.