"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Need suggestions for pulling a prank. Or something memorable.

thegenerousjew

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Find myself in an interesting situation. I sent out an email to about a 150 friends and associates yesterday asking for their postal address without explaining why I wanted it.

I'd taken a stunning fine art photograph last week and I just wanted to mail all of them a photograph/post card with a personal note scribbled on the back.

I was expecting to get about 1-2 dozen responses at most. I got a 100+

Now since I didn't explain why I wanted the postal addresses everyone's super curious and I seem to have created a monster :D Emails are streaming in every 5 minutes from people curious as to what this is all about and how they're waiting very expectantly to see what it is I'm going to send them.

Lol I'm a little clueless as to what I can do, I still intend to send the photograph but an opportunity to do something memorable/legendary like this doesn't come along very often :D

Any suggestions as to what else I could do? I'm hoping for some interesting/weird/cool ideas not really pranks or anything involving porn/gross out stuff etc.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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thegenerousjew

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Lol yeah seriously :) That'll work via post! :D

Anybody else? I've got ideas involving Scientology and qr codes but nothing that comes across as more than more than mildly amusing :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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