Need suave clever pickup help me out

[White_Rabbit]

Anyone who thinks this forums helps READ

Ok here's the deal I work with a hot chick ... we talked alot good IOI but... we work for a bank and we get inturrupted constantly by customers.... so I was looking for maybe something i can put in a note and leave on her desk.

If I cant think of anything by friday i'll just use the rose+call for message gag on monday next week but its new years weekend so I kinda want to get her to go out with me this weekend (also my b-day) any ideas?

I mean I'm sure I could prolly just ask her to meet me at a bar ... but I want something that will raise her intrest in me alot... I usually use bishops warm fuzzy poem but i used my last copy to get laid last weekend ....

 

[Damian]

You are seriously mistaken. You need more help than just trying to get a pickup. You need a whole mental reframing. Stop with the neediness and create some attraction before you just bust a question. Talking doesn't exactly mean interest. Try reading the DJ bible first. Then come back.

-Damian

 

[White_Rabbit]

Um, never mind anyway I found one of bishops old poems, Hey look at that... I'm going to raise her intrest level.... I'll ask her out on the weekend.... Whats so needy about that?

 

[White_Rabbit]

... your 16, hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
omg hahahahahahahahaha
thanks O wise one for the advice rofl

 

[Don Ronny]

He may be 16, but the kid is right.

You are needy and desperate because you have one-itis for a co-worker. Real DJs don't need to dip into the company pool of b!tches. You should be juggling various options instead of pining over someone who is only close to you because she is paid to be there. I say flirt with her and practice game, but I along with many others here, have discovered the hard way that banging coworkers is not the wisest thing to do.

Do what you must, but don't say you were not warned!

 

[White_Rabbit]

you guys have to be the most negative mother ****ers i've ever met... I'm already sleeping with an HB9 ... I just wana get this HB8 going too... and i also have an HB7 who wants to **** me but I'm not sure I really wana stoop that low... so .. maybe u guys should give advice instead of ***** all the time .... anyone with over 200 posts is pretty much a fag in my book... if you where half the ****in man I was You wouldnt have time to post... rofl whatever this board is gay I have to say if you all cant help **** yourselves

 

[White_Rabbit]

no no really you guys have fun .... I wont be back... I thought this place was for guys to help each other... and all you do is flame... like you guys know **** about me your pathetic.. I just asked for a smooth pickup in a workplace ... man you people are ****ing pathetic... 700 posts? what the **** do you know? that just makes you a ****ing jerk off ... seriously I have been getting laid for the last 2 years since I signed up for this board... look how many posts i have... what 30? thats cause I actually have a life... i have women... thought since i was bored I'd see what you guys have to say... but since not a single post in this forum is worth a good goddamn you bunch of chumps can shove it up your fagget asses ... **** you pathetic mother ****ers

 

[Emperiorjack]

This dude is really insecure.

 

[golfguy]

Yeah, he is.

If he's really successful with all these women, why's he asking for advice here??

If he's such such a know it all (which he seems to be), why is he asking.


Honestly, don't date coworkers. It's not a good idea, and when you breakup, life is hell. I've never done it, but I've seen it sooo many times.

And if ur plugging an HB9, and anoher girl is so willing to sleep with you (with you putting no effort into it), why do you need a third girl? If you do things right and a girl is really interested in you, and you're anywhere moderately decent between the sheets...you'll get all the sex you can handle.