Need some serious advice

[smokeesparky]

k so I need your advice.

I met a girl around a year ago through a friend at a convention. She's ****ing hot (to me atleast). At the time she had a bf, so I was like meh whatever. I ignore her for a few months till new years eve comes around, she's single again. We get wasted and have a general **** show of a time. Turns out she's looking to move out of her parents place and ask me if I'm down to be room mates. We end up working together at the same place. I get to know the girl a lil more and end up doing the single stupidest thing in my life, I tell her I like her and that if were gonna move in something might happen. She freaks out and ****s off for a while with some other guy we work with for a month till she realizes he's a scumbag and ends it.

I end up dating a stage 5 clinger from work, it doesn't work out. She messages me back saying she'd still like to move out with but just wants to be friends. I'm like cool whatever thinking I can turn this **** around. We go to another convention where she meets some guy who she's basically drooling over. This guy lives way the **** out in some other city 5 hours away. She chats him up and decides she wants to go out and meet him.

Which brings me to this now. What the **** do I do?

 

[Cremasta]

Two things:
1. Kick her off the pedestal and into orbit, this girl is a dead end. She's a sure thing for everyone except you. Do not move in with her.
2. Stop trying to hook up with women at work.

Life's complicated enough already, no need to add to it.

Cheers

 

[pinkfl]

Umm...well...
She isn't interested in you at all
And living with you isn't going to change that, she already made her decision
You need to find someone else...she is just your roommate and nothing more

(also I think it's screwed up she wants to live with a guy...why would none of her friends take her in except you?)

 

[switch]

smokkejoe sparky , spanky whatever listen up

1.that clingy girl from work turn her into a fvckbuddy,since she is a clinger it'll be easy

2.that other girl , dont move in with her, but you wont listen and will move in anyway im sure, since you are a 21st century desperate man and all

3.ok now if you did move in with this female, then there IS one way to fvck her.
first complete requirement number uno (clingy ex-date to fvckbuddy)this is essential.

when you move in together, one night you bring this FB home and fvck the living daylights outta her anus or vag or whatever hole you like.then the other girl will not like it and go "ethical" on you as$, angry for a while since she heard you ,sex a co-worker.

afterwards , she might think why the clingy FB was screaming so much...maybe you got a midas c0ck or something....then if you game her right, her vag!na might tingle, stress is on might

anyway thats my battle plan ,report the results soldier

 

[like2jam]

Do NOT move in with this woman! Especially with the fact that you want to nail her and she has made it clear she's not nailing you. You're asking for misery.

Keep yourself and your home free of women ( from living there ) who have friendzoned your arse.

Trust me, if she moves in, the mystery is GONE and you're already fzed forever. She might as well be your sister or your ex that won't move out.

 

[smokeesparky]

smokkejoe sparky , spanky whatever listen up

1.that clingy girl from work turn her into a fvckbuddy,since she is a clinger it'll be easy

2.that other girl , dont move in with her, but you wont listen and will move in anyway im sure, since you are a 21st century desperate man and all

3.ok now if you did move in with this female, then there IS one way to fvck her.
first complete requirement number uno (clingy ex-date to fvckbuddy)this is essential.

when you move in together, one night you bring this FB home and fvck the living daylights outta her anus or vag or whatever hole you like.then the other girl will not like it and go "ethical" on you as$, angry for a while since she heard you ,sex a co-worker.

afterwards , she might think why the clingy FB was screaming so much...maybe you got a midas c0ck or something....then if you game her right, her vag!na might tingle, stress is on might

anyway thats my battle plan ,report the results soldier

K you sound like the best bet. I'm pretty sure I can turn the other chick into an FB, which will satisfy my needs for the time being. Funny you should mention the midas c0ck, both of these chicks know I have an above average wang. Does that help at all?

 

[VladPatton]

Why would you take her as a roommate?? So you can hear other guys rail her in her bedroom as you sit alone and cry in yours? No need for that.

A] She doesn't seem to have high interest in you, and is using you for your apartment and
B] it's a girl from work. You may as well punch yourself in the balls every 5 minutes, it'll be less of a hassle.

Do not move in with a girl unless you are in a well, and I mean WELL established romantic relationship with her. All these dreams of trying to eventually nail her just because she lives with you is pure fantasy.