"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Need some quick house tips - girl coming by

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zekko said:
If you're planning on spinning a lot more plates, you could get one of those pay machines and put it on the wall in the bathroom.
Getting the ladies and making a profit out of it at the same time. I like it!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Some of the responses here are jokes right?
I mean pads? Candles? Tooth brush? On a first home visit?

The most important tips are not really tips, they should be a NORM already for any man.

Neat lounge
Clean couch
Healthy snack:drink options
Tidy the fridge(if you're going to let her have access to your fridge)
Clean bedroom floor
Clean and neatly laid bed covers.
Clean bathroom floor AND SINK area.

That's it.

Just remember, girls KNOW when you try too hard.
The candles, toothbrush and pads etc?you're not a hotel chain..it's abnormal.
 

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slickaz said:
Just remember, girls KNOW when you try too hard.
The candles, toothbrush and pads etc?you're not a hotel chain..it's abnormal.
Again, I never keep that 5hit out for her to see. It's tucked away in a drawer in the bathroom.
 

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Dear All,
This thread is funnier than anything on Television.
 
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