Need some quick house tips - girl coming by

[tryst type]

This might sound silly to some but I've always always been the one to go to the girl's place so I never had to worry about much. Strange I know but it's just always worked that way, especially since I live with my pops.

Well he's currently on vacation and I'm having a girl over tonight. Any tips you can share to make good first impression? Making sure bathroom is presentable is only priority right now lol

 

[Desdinova]

Make sure your bedroom is tidy. Ensure that you have clean sheets on the bed, well stocked with a *new* bottle of lube, rubbers, and make sure your bedroom smells nice. The rest of the house can be blamed on your messy dad

Shave or trim your pubes. Also, get yourself some baby wipes to do a quick cleanup of yourself before she comes over. Wipe your d1ck, ba11s and arse. She'll appreciate how clean you are if she gives you a bj.

 

[tryst type]

Should I pick up some scented candles or use something else for entire house?

 

[Desdinova]

Should I pick up some scented candles or use something else for entire house?

The greatest stuff I've ever used is those diffusers that have a candle in the bottom, and a tray on the top where you pour scented oil. The scent lasts for a good two days. You can get the burners really cheap, but you may want to go to a specialty shop where they sell oil (like bath & body works).

Don't buy the cheap 5hit they sell at Walmart because you can get the same effect by leaving an open bottle of Pine-Sol in the room. Also, if you buy from a specialty shop, you can smell it before you buy it.

 

[Von_S]

Meh to me all the fancy smells and what not are a bit overrated. Nothing beats a CLEAN house, when you start spraying **** everywhere it's obvious you're trying to impress her, when she comes over her first reaction should be "this place is clean and seems cool to hang out" not "OMG it smells like lilacs!!!"

 

[squirrels]

Dust and vacuum, clean the toothpaste grime and such off of the bathroom mirrors, wash your sheets. Basic stuff. It doesn't have to be a "pimp pad", but think about a place that a girl would be comfortable lounging around. Scents are nice, but nothing overpowering. If something stinks, you'd do better to get rid of the stink than to try to overpower it with candles.

 

[Pair A Dice]

Flush the sh!t you took two days ago for starters.

Then, just clean it up like your mother was coming over. That's what I do

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Tryst,
How exciting,you lucky Dog!!!....New toothbrush in plastic wrapper+individual Toothpaste...Bath Towel+Washer+new cake of Soap+Flower...Massage oil....Soft music...Soft Light...bed linen folded down...Towels...soft porn DVD.

 

[Rubirosa]

Dear Tryst,
How exciting,you lucky Dog!!!....New toothbrush in plastic wrapper+individual Toothpaste...Bath Towel+Washer+new cake of Soap+Flower...Massage oil....Soft music...Soft Light...bed linen folded down...Towels...soft porn DVD.

Once again, Scara's correct. A new toothbrush and a bottle of mouthwash w/ some new small plastic cups casually placed nearby. The more comfortable she feels about herself and her situation, the better your chances of getting laid.
ALSO, REMOVE ALL READING MATERIAL OUT OF BATHROOMS !!! IF SHE SEES A MAGAZINE CLOSE TO THE TOLIET,SHE WILL THEN PICTURE YOU TAKING A DUMP WHILE YOU'RE READING. NOT VERY SEXY IS IT ?

 

[Desdinova]

Dear Tryst,
How exciting,you lucky Dog!!!....New toothbrush in plastic wrapper+individual Toothpaste...Bath Towel+Washer+new cake of Soap+Flower...Massage oil....Soft music...Soft Light...bed linen folded down...Towels...soft porn DVD.

I always like to scour the internet for free samples. I'll send away for women 5hit just to have it kicking around (pads, leg shaver, etc). When you bang the hell outta her and unexpectedly bring on her period, she'll be thankful you've got that 5hit if she forgot to pack it.

The razor is a nice element to add if she decides to stay for the weekend and wants her legs to be spectacular. Unfortunately, I've never seen a sample for leg cream, so you'll have to go buy that (or let her use your Gillette )

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Des,
"I always like to scour the internet for free samples. I'll send away for women 5hit just to have it kicking around"....You really are a character,I nearly choked drinking a Coffee and reading that.

 

[Desdinova]

Dear Des,
"I always like to scour the internet for free samples. I'll send away for women 5hit just to have it kicking around"....You really are a character,I nearly choked drinking a Coffee and reading that.

My last gf used up all the courtesy pads I had stored away, so I gotta find more samples. That's like grabbing the entire basket of condoms at the STD clinic. Fvcking greedy.

 

[zekko]

I always like to scour the internet for free samples. I'll send away for women 5hit just to have it kicking around (pads, leg shaver, etc). When you bang the hell outta her and unexpectedly bring on her period, she'll be thankful you've got that 5hit if she forgot to pack it.

I've got to admit I've never heard of this idea of storing feminine pads and razors in the house for girls to use. I've ended up accumulating it from the stuff girls would bring over and leave though.

Is this supposed to be some sort of display of high value? "I get so many chicks over here I have to supply my own feminine pads"? Lol, might be a good idea.

 

[K2000kidd]

@zekko the fact multiple women have been to your home and left their gear at your place
might score major points right there, let her think she's just a number LOL

Random Hottie: Zekko, Why do have so much diet coke in the fridge and girlie gear in your bathroom??
Zekko: Oh they always leave that sht here, help yourself.
Random Hottie: What do you mean THEY?!?!?!

 

[zekko]

@zekko the fact so many women are coming over and leaving their gear at your place
might score major points right there, let her think she' just a number LOL

Random Hottie: Zekko, Why do have so much diet coke in the fridge and girlie gear in your bathroom??
Zekko: Oh they always leave that sht here, help yourself.
Random Hottie: What do you mean THEY?!?!?!

This would probably be more effective if you have a bunch of different brands, all opened and half gone.


I don't think it's necessarily a good thing to present yourself as a player though. Some girls like it.

 

[Strelok]

Keep in mind the light factor, some girl wants it dark but you need to have some light to know what you're doing and also to check her ass while she bl0w you.

So take a look around a find a solution to have enough light but not too much, the thing I found fits the most is close all the lights in the room and leave the bathroom door half open with the light on.

You should check yourself before she comes what fits best and remember that the success of an operation is 90% planning and 10% execution.

 

[Sparky]

Make sure you clear that history from your computer :yes:

 

[zekko]

Des, aren't you afraid that having feminie products on hand for her might be seen as a "nice guy" move?
:crackup:

 

[Desdinova]

Des, aren't you afraid that having feminie products on hand for her might be seen as a "nice guy" move?
:crackup:

I have it as a courtesy item for her stay at Hotel Desdinova. I don't give a fvck what she thinks. Last time when I got bombarded with questions, I just said "it's there for whoever needs it". Besides, it's tucked away in a drawer. I suppose I could make them more readily available by sticking a bunch to the wall.

 

[zekko]

I suppose I could make them more readily available by sticking a bunch to the wall.

If you're planning on spinning a lot more plates, you could get one of those pay machines and put it on the wall in the bathroom.