Need some quick help please, I'm toast!

[cactus3178]

Okay. Quick synopsys:


I've been banging my ex (don't flame, it's good sex). And my new gf. And another girl from my ex's work.

All these girls know each other, but don't know anything about, uh, what's going on. All three girls will be at an event at my local bar tonight that I absolutely have to be at since I'm singing....

I'm a little worried that one or more of these girls will want to get frisky in front of another (very unknowing) one of them This was somehow unforseen by my brilliant mind

Any suggestions on keeping my balls attached to my body past tonight?

I'm probably f*cked

 

[Gipper]

No way out of this.

You are f*cked. Not literally, because two out of the three will probably never speak to you again. Depends on your bull$hitting skills

I congratulate you on keeping three plates spinning at once, however. I've only been able to do it once in my life, and it didn't last more than two months.

Gipper

 

[TurboLover]

Let me guess, you invited them all, then forgot you invited them all.

 

[EL_LOBO]

No way out of this one, unless you want to ditch the performance of course.

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

Yeah..for the most part..it seems pretty screwed.

I'd play the game like this.

***FB that knows your ex gf - Tell her that your ex gf is going to be there, and through respect, you would like to keep things between the both of you on the DL. Tell her its kinda a touchy subject and you don't want anyone to get into both of your business and talk sh*t about either one of you. Girls hate gossip...spin doctor this to make it seem like you will purposely ignore the FB to protect her good name.

***The Ex GF - Tell the ex that the sex is great, the times together are awesome, but...you are still kind of unsure where you want to go with whatever relationship you guys have right now. Just tell her that you need some distance that night to sort some feelings out. Just let her know that if at all possible, she not be there to see you perform because that might rattle you. If she insists on going, she should know that you'll probably give her the cold shoulder.

***For the current GF - Tell her that the ex may show up and start sh*t with you...In that event, it would probably be better for the current gf to stay home that night because you want to be a man and handle these things w/o her there. If she insists on comming, tell her to chill on the lovey dovey stuff for that night. Fake some kinda pissy attitude...give it the attitude that you're kinda upset the ex gf is there..and that you just want to be alone to handle the ex and that the current gf leave you guys alone to squash out the past.

HAHAHA..as I type this..I feel like George on the Seinfeld episode where Jerry was trying to figure out how to do the Roommate switch..hahaha..classic move...

Good luck with this one bro...