Need some pick up lines

[r0cky]

I want some cheesy pick up lines to use as part of my openers.
This is how I plan on using them:
I give strong eye contact with smile then say "Ok um. Did it hurt..... when you fell from heaven?" or some other line. This is just an ice breaker, then I'll go directly into "Im totally kidding I just thought you were really cute and I wanted to meet you".

Its worth trying out.

 

[Axcell]

Google - tons of cheesy pickup lines there.

 

[brian123]

I actually use some of them initially to break the ice. If the girl laughs she has a good sense of humor and is atleast vaguely into me.

My name is xxxx, but you can call me folgers because I am the best part of waking up.



Walk up to a girl: I thought I would do you a favor and introduce myself. I can understand how it would be intimidating for girls to approach a guy as cute as me, so I figured I'd save you the trouble.


Do you have a library card I could borrow? Because I am TOTALLY checking you you.


My best one: Would you be mad if you woke up next to me in the morning
If she says no (which has happened) she is obviously into you

If she says yes say: Ok, we can sleep until the afternoon then.

 

[WC2]

4 Words. Get your life together.

Cheesy pickup lines are just for that - cheeseheads.

And unless you're a flaming green bay fan with a load of swiss on your head, it's not funny.

There's a difference between laughing with someone and laughing at them.

 

[AirborneDoc82ndABN]

WC2 is right on this one..

Can the cheese lines man, because most attractive women have heard them all before. I think pick up lines can be cute and get her to smile when used at the right time, but as an opener, I would advise against it.

 

[noirsake]

Well a pick up line

"The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word"

They don't work.

My favorite pick up line that ALWAYS works is "Hi"

 

[r0cky]

I dont think you guys are grasping the concept behind this opener.
I'm not using the lines to try to pick them up.
Im using direct game.
Pick-up lines by themselves dont work, I agree. But my intentions is not use them by themselves.
I've actually mass tested this on facebook yesterday and today and I've gotten many positive responses from hb9s and 8s.

I'm not crazy to just say "hey I lost my library card, mind if I check you out?" and leave it at that. That would be ridiculous.
This is why I'm adding the part "Im totally kidding".
The message is yeah I know that was cheesy, but I just want to see if you have a sense of humor.

 

[broken dreams]

rocky hit me up if you want to really try these out and lets go out and put it to the test . Ill post here what happened.

totally kidding = "Im sorry did i say that ?" is too apologetic weak, incongruent if you are using direct.

you use direct you qualify .period DHV. you make the moves.no BS *don't use DIRECT GAME on ADD girls*

indirect you tease play push pull, joke around.

dont mix it up cause it comes off weird and incongruent, they'll think you arent social person.

I dont do online game dude just pure cold approach. period.

 

[jafyk]

How about "Nice legs what time do they open?"
"You must be very tired because you've been running through my mind all day long"
"Those clothes look good on you but they'd look better on my bedroom floor"
"I love you, say yours"
"I wish you were a tear born in my ear to spend your life travelling down my cheek and slowly dying on my lips"
" You look familiar"
" You're the skeleton in my closet"
"You're the sugar in my tea or coffee"
"You look like a damsel in distress and I'm here to save you"
"You're so stunning I'd need my shades to look at you" then you put on your shades.
"hey! I'm lost do you think you could show me how to get to your place"
"When I look in your eyes I can see you in my future the only thing missing is your name and number"
" Hey! I lost a smile have you seen it "(as you look around her for it, if she smiles then you say )" There it is"

I made some of these up but the others are original from my wacky sense of humor. I never use pick up lines for the sake of picking up a girl but I'd use it to be funny though.

 

[daygameguy]

if you were my d1ck, i'd jack you off.

 

[jafyk]

if you were my d1ck, i'd jack you off.

Come on now! wouldn't that earn him a slap?

 

[SharinganUser]

Yesterday in MH I read an article about Axe throwing and how the brain works. Apparently when you think about something and focus on technique, you will usually miss your target. However if you focus on the feeling, you can hit the target with your eyes closed. I tested this out by throwing cans in to the recycling bin, eyes open = missed almost every time, eyes closed = hit 9/10 times.

Point being: Pick up lines are a technique, a lame one at that. Focus on the feeling, detach yourself from the situation and go up and introduce yourself to her.

 

[jafyk]

Yesterday in MH I read an article about Axe throwing and how the brain works. Apparently when you think about something and focus on technique, you will usually miss your target. However if you focus on the feeling, you can hit the target with your eyes closed. I tested this out by throwing cans in to the recycling bin, eyes open = missed almost every time, eyes closed = hit 9/10 times.

Point being: Pick up lines are a technique, a lame one at that. Focus on the feeling, detach yourself from the situation and go up and introduce yourself to her.

You don't get it. I think the guy might just be using the pick up lines for the sake of it's being ridiculous and trying to be funny with it. Not that he's depending on it to pick up the girls. I don't believe in pick up lines but I think it's ok if it's used as a form of humor; I think most of the time the girls are already gonna know how lame it is. I think it's all in the delivery not the content per say.

 

[r0cky]

if you were my d1ck, i'd jack you off.

LOL
Cmon daygamedude you know better than that.
But hell if you try that I give you $50.

 

[SharinganUser]

You don't get it. I think the guy might just be using the pick up lines for the sake of it's being ridiculous and trying to be funny with it. Not that he's depending on it to pick up the girls. I don't believe in pick up lines but I think it's ok if it's used as a form of humor; I think most of the time the girls are already gonna know how lame it is. I think it's all in the delivery not the content per say.

I get what he is trying to do but to me it seems counter productive to even use a pick up line even as a form of humour. The only pick up line I would even consider using is the polar bear one because it's not about getting in her pants or puts her on a pedestal in some way. Humour is awesome to use as long as it doesn't put you in a negative light.

The basic signal I think that he will be sending with the initial line is that he is socially inept, and then he tries to move away from that by saying "I am only kidding, (seems a bit to apologetic)...."

If I were to use a pick up line in the way that the OP intends to, I would not follow it up with something apologetic. I would say something like "I am competing with my buddies to see who could deliver the cheeziest line, blah blah *insert joke* *throw in a compliment or two* + 1 more joke, get the #(dance) and *continue having a fun night.*"

The other reason I said what I said is because this guy is thinking way to much. You don't consciously command your muscles to take a bite out of a steak when you are eating, so why let "thinking" get in the way of "doing" when it comes to another basic need such as meeting women?

I do believe it is all in the delivery as you do, but if the guy focuses on the feeling instead of how he is going to deliver a cheezy pick up line, he'll do much better.

 

[Wodan]

I get what he is trying to do but to me it seems counter productive to even use a pick up line even as a form of humour. The only pick up line I would even consider using is the polar bear one because it's not about getting in her pants or puts her on a pedestal in some way. Humour is awesome to use as long as it doesn't put you in a negative light.

The basic signal I think that he will be sending with the initial line is that he is socially inept, and then he tries to move away from that by saying "I am only kidding, (seems a bit to apologetic)...."

If I were to use a pick up line in the way that the OP intends to, I would not follow it up with something apologetic. I would say something like "I am competing with my buddies to see who could deliver the cheeziest line, blah blah *insert joke* *throw in a compliment or two* + 1 more joke, get the #(dance) and *continue having a fun night.*"

The other reason I said what I said is because this guy is thinking way to much. You don't consciously command your muscles to take a bite out of a steak when you are eating, so why let "thinking" get in the way of "doing" when it comes to another basic need such as meeting women?

I do believe it is all in the delivery as you do, but if the guy focuses on the feeling instead of how he is going to deliver a cheezy pick up line, he'll do much better.

The polar bear one lol, nice to see my line circulating! I think it can be important to some guys to use lines at first to ease his way in, its not the best but those first steps are the hardest and it leaves less room to stall and not come out with anything to say etc.

 

[SharinganUser]

Lol I learned the Polar Bear one from watching Hogan Knows Best. Not to be confused with Hogan's Hero's, which would not make any sense to today's youth like me!

The only line I think a beginner should use is "hey, my name is (X), I think you are cute and I would like to get to know you better." That or some variation.

 

[r0cky]

Mind sharing this polar bear line you speak of?

 

[theunflushables]

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

"Man I'd love to be the coat hanger that scrapes your uterus."

You: Do you know what GHB is?
Her: No?
You: Mind if I buy you a drink?

 

[daygameguy]

LOL
Cmon daygamedude you know better than that.
But hell if you try that I give you $50.

YOU: How are you?
HER: Fine - (she has to say fine, not good or anything else)
YOU: You sure got that right

YOU: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? - HER: NO
YOU: Enough to break the ice.. I'm ......