"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BuckwildNYC

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Hey guys, I've been reading through the boards for a couple of months now but this is my first post. I need some advice on scoring this chick and I figured where better to come than the DJ board.

I was in a bar last night getting hammered and having a great time. I was with my two friends and their girls. My two boys were more destroyed than me so they were basically just sitting at the bar nursing their drinks. So I took it upon myself to entertain the girls. We started dancing Reggae and let me just say that they made a nice BUCKWILD sandwich out of me :D

We were dancing like crazy and were the center of attention in this crowded bar for like half an hour. My boys were too drunk so the girls decided to take them home. Luckily for me my other friend came through before they left so I stayed for a while longer.

Every girl in the place saw me rockin these two girls so I figured that I've already established some prizability. Now, I'm standing bout 5 feet from the bar and I was drinking my drink and watching the UFC fight on the tv above the bar. There's these three Spanish girls in front of me. Two of them were facing the bar and one was sitting at the bar but facing me.

The girl directly in front of me was pretty cute, maybe a 7.5(I'm a pretty tough critic), the one to my right was like a 6 and the one facing me was pretty but she was lke 200 lbs. lol. I noticed that they were talking but the cute girl would turn around, check me out, and then go back to talking. She did it about 3 times so I figured I had to make a move.

A few minutes went by and now two of the girls are dancing in place in front of me. The cute girl was still facing away from me so I grabbed her hand from behind and gestured for her to turn around and dance with me. She smiled and politely said no thanks and turned back around.

Now, in my AFC days I would have probably went to the bathroom and sulked for half and hour but not this time. This time the DJ in me is gonna shine.

So I waited for a minute and while she was dancing I went up behind her but I didn't do the typical "rub my crotch on her ass" move. Instead I turned around, put my butt against her butt and started to move to the rythm with her. She actually reciprocated and pressed her butt back into me. We did this for like 20 secs. (man that ass felt good....mmmmm). Then I turned around and gave her and her friend a look like "oops, did I do thaaaat". They started to do that thing girls do....... you know, how they giggle to each other when a guy is flirting with them.

After this I started making some convo with them. I found out that these three girls were all sisters. I was giving both the cute girl and the 6 about equal attention but I noticed that the fat one was still sitting at the bar looking bored. So when a good song came on (still reggae) I went up to the fat one and started grinding on her. It looked like I was giving her a lap dance lol.

She smiled and seemed like she enjoyed it. Her two sisters were laughing and cheering me on. Wow, I probably did this for like 10 min. It was fun giving this girl attention that I'm sure she rarely gets. I started talking to her and she was really cool. I actually forgot about the cute one lol. She told me she was engaged to be married. I was thinking "phew, that's my escape right there" but I continued flirting with her. I said "well, i guess I can't call you then..... I don't want your fiance getting mad".

I barely finished that sentence and she took my cell phone out of my hand and programmed her number into it. Now while all this is going on her two sisters are like 20 feet away talking. My friend said to me that he wanted to go to a titty bar (he's married and from out of state so there's really no point in him picking up chicks in NY). So I say goodnight to the fat girl and start walking away. I pass the cute sister on the way out and I smile at her and say goodnight. She says "your gonna call my sister, right?" and I smile and say of course. I said "of course" in a real way, not a sarcastic way.

Now here's where I need some advice. I'm still thinking about that girl's ass lol. She wasn't the hottest chick on the planet but I'm in a little bit of a dry spell and could definately see myself dating her.

I mean, there's a lot going on here. First off, I'm 6'4, 240lbs (not fat) and I'm a pretty good looking guy. Do you think that they think that I could possibly be attracted to the fat sister? I mean she is getting married. Does she have hope that I would want to have a fling with her before she ties the knot? Is there any way that I could call her and let her know that I liked her cute sister without hurting her feelings. The cute one was checking me out in the beginning.

Come on all you DJ's out there. What shoud I say? Do you think I have a chance?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sasha

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this is NO win situation!

If you call fatty, then you have to bang fatty.
If you call fatty and ask about her cute sister, you hury fatty feelings and sister gets mad at you.
if you don't call fatty, you don't get her cute sister.

so my advice is, don't call her. stop thinking about this cute chick and move on. Go to the same bar and find some other cute chick!


:woo:
 

BuckwildNYC

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I hear ya and you are probably right but I have to go with the philosophy that I try to live my life by......

In 50 years when I need some nurse (hopefully a HB9 :cheer: ) to help me wipe my ass I might think back to this day and wish that I would have at least tried.

Better yet in 100 years when we are all long dead is anybody gonna care that I tried to pick up some fat girl's cute sister. Not that I want to hurt anyone's feelings in life cause I'm not that kind of person.

I mean if they made a computer video game about dating and to get a high score you had to bag as many chicks as you can....... wouldn't you go for it all. Well life to me is a game and I want to get the high score.



P.S. I'll be sure to post a follow up after I get shot down miserably lol :cool:
 

Bible_Belt

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You still have the same excuse with the big girl. Tell her you've been cheated on, and you could never do that to another guy. Then hit on her sister.
 

zerocelcius

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that post was to long to read right now, but good luck!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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