Need some advice - hear me out

[Mariguanasensimilla]

let me tell you why i need advice

in high school i was a pretty cool guy i used to hang out with the dudes in my school grade that got the most ***** and i had a girlfriend and cheated on here a few times ****ed a few girls and it was all cool then still wasnt to happy with my skills at pickin up girls really at all.

now i'm 21, had a kid w/ my current girlfriend and i havent ****ed another girl besides the one im with since like a year and a half ago basicly.

it ****ing sucks i feel like i have no ****. I need to have sex w/ a new girl i feel like i have a ***** instead of a **** and i would definately rather be a ****ey guy and not a ***** guy you know what i mean?

please gimme some tips on how to grow my **** back

thank you masters of ****

also to anyone who ****s alot of chicks, do condoms really work to prevent stds?? has anyone ****ed multiple chicks w/ stds and worse condom then got a std test and shown to not gotten an std- basicly stds worry me.

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

oh yea when i turned 21 i went out to bars a few times alone trying to pick up chicks but i never ****ing talked to any of them. i felt like an idiot sittin there alone not talkin to anyone. i feel awkward talkin to people i dont know i feel uncomfortable telling people about myself, guys and girls alike

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

by the way i have no friends really since i got out of high school, basicly because im bad at talking to people and dont really share the same interestes as most guys i feel as tho.

do i need friends to get chicks??

 

[WC2]

The kid really complicates the situation.

Is she taking care of this kid on her own? Is it even born yet?

Of course you need other women, we are all animals by nature.

As far as condoms go, there ain't nothin better at the present moment. There's no official % on how well it works with each individual, depends on how you use it.

I look at it like this; if condoms weren't good enough for you then how could you have lots of sex? And is it worth it to not have a lot of sex just because of some small chance that you may get something that may not even be life threatening?

I'd take the risk.

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

yeah...not that im gettin different ass anyway but since were talkin bout condoms. im worried that if i do get an std and i give it to my girlfriend i have my kid w/ (he's only 8 months old) that she will obviously no i cheated on her and she leaves me it and that will complecate my life up and ****.

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

financially we are not having problems...she works and i am actually stayin at home w/ the kid so i am basicly the primary care giver for him alot of the time. that is anothe rthing that sucks i can't go up to chicks and impress them with a fancy job i have obvisouly no chick is gonna be like thinkin "damn this dude is a freakin mister mom! that is a sexy position in the work" not they definately will not think that probably

 

[Dannyrt34]

Have to break this one down a bit because I got a few comments on this one.

let me tell you why i need advice

in high school i was a pretty cool guy i used to hang out with the dudes in my school grade that got the most ***** and i had a girlfriend and cheated on here a few times ****ed a few girls and it was all cool then still wasnt to happy with my skills at pickin up girls really at all.

now i'm 21, had a kid w/ my current girlfriend and i havent ****ed another girl besides the one im with since like a year and a half ago basicly.

it ****ing sucks i feel like i have no ****. I need to have sex w/ a new girl i feel like i have a ***** instead of a **** and i would definately rather be a ****ey guy and not a ***** guy you know what i mean?

Did you want to have a kid? If not you should stay on your current girlfriends good side, you really don't want to have to pay for child support. It would be Bad news if you cheat on her. I suggest you have a talk with your current girlfriend before you do something to piss her off.

please gimme some tips on how to grow my **** back

thank you masters of ****

also to anyone who ****s alot of chicks, do condoms really work to prevent stds?? has anyone ****ed multiple chicks w/ stds and worse condom then got a std test and shown to not gotten an std- basicly stds worry me.

Seriously if you have a kid, stick with your current girlfriend. You may have to try new sex positions or something, just try something new with her to satisfy this need. The problem is you had this kid at too early of an age, before you were ready to settle down. Sorry to say this, but you really just have to deal with this now.

If you must find new chicks, your going to have to figure out something to say with your current girlfriend.

AND YES WEAR A DAM CONDOM YOU APPARENTLY HaVEN'T BEEN DOING SO, THEY DO HELP ALOT!!! FVCK!

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

AND YES WEAR A DAM CONDOM YOU APPARENTLY HaVEN'T BEEN DOING SO, THEY DO HELP ALOT!!! FVCK!

lol this is funny and yet so true


as you were saying about how i should try new positions and stuff, see thats the thing havin a kid ****ed up our sex life. we used to **** like animals now she only lets me hit it only half the time and shes never even in the mood as much anymore probably cus were tryin to get a quicky in while we have a whiny baby demanding our every second attention during the day.

at night shes to tired to ****.

i wish i had a girl i could call up at like midnight or somethin sneak out of the house on a wednesday or somethin you no when im horny... that might just be a dream that could never be filled tho.




i definately cant discuss cheating on her w/ her...i have and she said if she finds out i cheated she'll leave me. i dont wanna be one of those guys that is payin bills for his kid he only sees once in a blue moon.

i dont hate the girl im with i really like her and the sex is good sometimes

i definately wanna stay on her good side

 

[Mariguanasensimilla]

oh yea and also the baby wasnt planned but after i found out she was pregnant i didnt want her to get an abortion

i felt like if i said go kill the lil blob thats growin in ur stomch is the same as me goin and killin my baby while he sleeps in his crip right now. i dont no why but just how my conscience feels about abortions