Need quick advice! - Girlfriend issue (Need a comeback line)

[Axcell]

Hey guys, been going out with a girl for a year.
This girl messages my girlfriend's facebook wall saying "I love you" (Her close friend) Than this guy posts and says "I love her moreeeee" and continually is doing that, and than says "she loves me way more, than you. I spend more time with her anyway." My girlfriend has known for the guy for a few months, and I have no idea how to react because they are friends but not close... and this guy has just gone way too far.

I saw the "i love you more" post, and figured it would be best to ignore it to not come off as jealous, etc. But the posts are continually happening so I have no idea what to say back or what to do. This guy is a year younger than me.

Any ideas?? Need advice ASAP. I can't just let him keep saying that stuff because he's going to think he can keep doing it than. This guy knows my girl is going out with me, but I don't know the guy...

 

[frisco]

Anytime my girlfriend talks about a guy friend, My responses are usually overly funny and sarcastic, "If you love him so much give him a blow job " Your OMAGing the other guy, Being funny sarcastic, and showing you dont give a ****. And chances are that shell end up giving you a special blojob to show home much she really loves you not some random douche

 

[Ganondorf]

Any man should know how to claim his ground

This guy seems to be in waay over his head if he thinks he can try and steal your girl

Doing what the first poster said can help, but try to think of your own lines lol.

I'll lay it down like this. One time this guy calls him self pushing up on my ex GF, telling her that he really likes her and that they should hang out sometime. he said when we break up he's moving on in lol. I said "well he better keep moving then" My ex thought it was cute and sexy and told him to fvck off.

you are not competing with him though, remember that. Play your game and don't worry about his. she is your gf. If this bothers you, then let her know. calmly, not like you're ready to fight. And not like an insecure brat.

sometimes a little jealousy can get you more browny points. It shows that you can stand your ground and claim the woman that is yours against other men, and also shows that you care about the relationship. If done right then your girl will think it's hella sexy.

this is from experience. No girl wants a guy who is super jealous, but they also don't want a guy who is too afraid to claim his turf.

Just out of curious, how old are you guys? you guys seem young if he's claiming to love her after only a few months.

 

[Axcell]

She never said she loves him... its the guy that keeps posting that on her wall. :S I just need to think of saying something back... How far should you let this dirtbag persue her before he tries to make a move on her?

 

[Axcell]

I'm 18, the guy is 17 and she is 17.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I'm 18, the guy is 17 and she is 17.

Then you are dealing with children, literally. Don't worry about it, don't worry about having to one up the kid, or anything related to the issue. He's playing high school games. If that is what you are looking for, go post in the high school forum, you'll probably get pretty good responses to keep feedin' into his game.

 

[Axcell]

I just... I need to think of a line to say back to him. Should I just say "Hey buddy, she's taken." Or what? Or just keep ignoring it, but it keeps escalating. :S

 

[Gangster Of Love]

you are feeding a troll. He keeps coming back. Starting to sound like you are somewhat threatened by him and your gf.

 

[frisco]

She never said she loves him... its the guy that keeps posting that on her wall. :S I just need to think of saying something back... How far should you let this dirtbag persue her before he tries to make a move on her?

Oooo ok in that case I would Add the guy to my friends list, Chances are the guy will accept DUE to his Douchey nature, Then Once he accepts I would post this on his wall.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis With a small little saying " Your such a Tool"

Funny thing is when WIKIPEDIA is used on facebook it will put a Nice little picture of a very Small penis on his wall. Then I would block him from being able to post on my wall,

But Thats just meeeee lol

 

[Axcell]

Gangster - Honestly, it sounds like this guy does it to a lot of girls... but if I don't take action he will consider me as a boyfriend who doesn't care and will continue on with the pursuit. Am I jealous? A bit - I won't lie. Am I threatened? No. I'm just upset at the fact that he has the attitude to feel he can do something like that in a relationship that is very committed. Who does he think he is?

@ Fris - I love that! Thanks - I will do that unless somebody has a better idea... I'll keep this up for another hour.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

LoL. you are getting way too involved in this game.

If you have a problem with it, which I don't say why he gets to you so much, just tell your girl to block his ass, or better yet, stop going to that page.

Kids games. Again, you will get better suggestions on how to clown him from the guys in the High School forum. I speak for some others here, a lot of us have been out of the high school games loop for a while that this just seems, looks, and sounds silly and childish, you'd be better off ignoring it.