"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need immediate help $300 loan...

whatdude

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I Need information regarding a $300 loan..
I just started work last week and they're holding one week back from me and I need $300 fast... I'm 20 years old and have bad credit... can I still take a loan out? And where? What do I need? My next paycheck is on Aug.8 for like $360.


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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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payday loan or have sex with old gay men.
 

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Exp said:
This is why prostitution should be legal.
How else would hoes survive?
 

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"You could wh0re yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 a piece... or 50 really fat chicks for $1000"

- Quagmire, Family Guy
 
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