"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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need help

stud_muffin

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hey i read the 5 week dj bibble and i am having trouble wif dat girl in my class i go 2 a religion skool boys sites on front and girls sets at the back and each time i look back shes looking at me and shes attractive 2 me and shes very quite like i never seen her lough or talking 2 class when i crack a joke she tries 2 not lough but she **** handel it plz help me out wif it and thank u??
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Cloud-uk

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lol, I'd like to help, but re-write it. I dunno if you aren't very literate, but unless you sort it out no one will be able to help. I'd do that sooner rather than later.
 

Salacious D

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Don't you get castrated if you're in a relationship in a religious school?

Well I guess it depends on the religion. Old-school Paganism would be just what our society needs, but instead we have a more modern, tightassed Christian society. Probably a good reason for there being so many AFCs these days. If we were all Pagan we could just sacrifice a goat to Dionysus and have at it! No more stupid pickup lines!
 

Da Game

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Try talking to her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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drixsa

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well if you sit in front and she sits in back she will always have you in her sights when she is tryin to look at the teacher/blac board

say quietly "BALLS CHECK"

grab your balls make, sure they are there, and go talk to her
 

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Originally posted by Da Game
Try talking to her.
That might not work with what he just wrote. :D
 
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