"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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k i been tryin to hit it off with this milf for a while like months end. gaming her.. but shes soo damn busy, i got her to flash me on msn{print screened)
finally i got a open window for 2.5 hours, shes gonna come over, but like shes 28 two kids, hates her bf, she thinks im cute.
she even admitted it and like check this email she sent me

"i didn't flake, it just that all my "mom" duties take up so much of my time, and by the time i dropped my son off at skool, and went to the dr. I had like 30 mins to spare, and I couldn't have made it all the way to the other end. & back in that time...like, age isn't really a huge issue for me, b/c U r really cute and i'd totally luv to make out with U or wutever, but U just don't seem to get it, also, I tried calling he number i have for U, and it was like disconnected or sum ****....so stop being so daym pissy all the time ;) <3"


she stated she wants to **** around. so i got that far. shes commin over to my house, sneakin her in.

how can i do this the most effective way. dont wanna come off as too pushy and its not like i have experiences with MILFS

help me this is my life goal i've always wanted a milf
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I'll let you know when I close mine. I've known this one for 7 years, and she still gives me the run around. We've fooled around but never actually fücked.

Until then, I have no helpful advice as I'm in a similar position. Sorry, man. Best of luck.
 

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Youre gonna sneak a grown woman with kids into your parents house to **** her? lol. Good luck anyways.
 

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Chaotixxx said:
Youre gonna sneak a grown woman with kids into your parents house to **** her? lol. Good luck anyways.
yeh man im moving next summer so that gives a lil insight.
but man this is my life goal ok. to either **** a teacher or a mILF
 

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Nexus Polaris said:
I'll let you know when I close mine. I've known this one for 7 years, and she still gives me the run around. We've fooled around but never actually fücked.

Until then, I have no helpful advice as I'm in a similar position. Sorry, man. Best of luck.
i been running around with mine for like 3 years. just chattin but finally this year i picked my game up and ballz, i got her to flash me n ****. talk about kinky stuff.
 

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Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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She is already irritated with you. Sounds like you are close to ****ing it up.
 

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Chaotixxx said:
Youre gonna sneak a grown woman with kids into your parents house to **** her? lol. Good luck anyways.
For real. At least get a motel room, she may be a screamer... :whistle:
 

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Suicide said:
She is already irritated with you. Sounds like you are close to ****ing it up.
how? that email was 3 weeks ago, I've talked to her this morning, shes like
"i have stretch mark :( be warned" i guess after having kids u aint the same.

she gives me so many indications high IL.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
For real. At least get a motel room, she may be a screamer... :whistle:
i live in the basement. its huge. no worries i've done it many times, just not with a milf,

anyone have experiences?
 

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Welcome back, Kuta :)

A milf is no different from any other woman. They like sex, they get turned on, they react to their emotions. They're just a bit more "matured" when it comes to life, and they're a lot more sexually experienced than teenagers. That's not to say older women are better in bed, some of them still suck after years of experience. But by the sounds of it, this woman doesn't have any emotional issues that will make her a lousy lay.

You'll enjoy her compared to the 20 & under brats you've encountered. Just don't worry about her being different from other women - game her the same way you would any other woman.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yehh she does seem mature, no mind games or teasing just straight forward from point one which i love, but it feels weird. 17-28 lol, doesnt happy often, shes a 8.5 too, i got her noods if u want. i'll only pm it to members i trust.
only issue i got is in the bedroom, i wanna limit the fluff talk to like 5-10 min then fuk around for an hour. just go in for the kill? meet her half way i guess and see where it turns out?
 
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and she aint a screamer, i asked.
im gonna wear a balloon even though she says shes on the pill, cant turn a hoe into a housewife cuz hoes dont ackrite
 

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LMAO, way to go kuta.

You can PM em to me as I'm always in the mood for some good entertainment.
 

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LMAO, way to go kuta.

You can PM em to me as I'm always in the mood for some good entertainment.
you been pmd. she has nice tits. what else do mothers like besides
sweet comments..
 
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anyone have any tricks or tips?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i have an english teacher that is so FVCKING HOT! i'd give her a 9.

but wut i don't get is how do u make a move? i mean, if there was that big of an age diff between a married woman and me, i wouldn't dare try anything sexual.

but PM me the NOODS ! :rolleyes:
 

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Crazy Asian said:
i have an english teacher that is so FVCKING HOT! i'd give her a 9.

but wut i don't get is how do u make a move? i mean, if there was that big of an age diff between a married woman and me, i wouldn't dare try anything sexual.

but PM me the NOODS ! :rolleyes:
thats the difference between you and me homie :p

just gotta take chances!
 

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Really you should just share the wealth brother! Because that will give you some serious ego massaging lol, Good luck and hope everything works out!

What I would do is talk for a little bit about what she did that day but dont go into a heavy discussion about becasue she came for one thing and you and her know what that thing is....SEX. I mean she came over to get your cvock and if you puss out when she is there you wont have any chance in hell after that! Good luck.
What I would try is kinky sh1t , I mean she already has more "Seasons" then you so why not experiment a little? Maybe buy some lube and pour it all over here and eat her out(Dont know if your into that), or maybe tell her to bring her vib and double Pen her, or tell her to buy a school girl outfit so she can feel younger and you guys can roleplay (Student,Teacher get it?) There is a lot of ways to make this night better then ANY night she has ever had you just gotta use your imagination. Because if you take some time and put effort into what you guys are gonna do she is gonna remember that night unlike all the other nights where it was just getting banged at least you made it "Fun" lol. Good luck update.
 

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Really you should just share the wealth brother! Because that will give you some serious ego massaging lol, Good luck and hope everything works out!

What I would do is talk for a little bit about what she did that day but dont go into a heavy discussion about becasue she came for one thing and you and her know what that thing is....SEX. I mean she came over to get your cvock and if you puss out when she is there you wont have any chance in hell after that! Good luck.
What I would try is kinky sh1t , I mean she already has more "Seasons" then you so why not experiment a little? Maybe buy some lube and pour it all over here and eat her out(Dont know if your into that), or maybe tell her to bring her vib and double Pen her, or tell her to buy a school girl outfit so she can feel younger and you guys can roleplay (Student,Teacher get it?) There is a lot of ways to make this night better then ANY night she has ever had you just gotta use your imagination. Because if you take some time and put effort into what you guys are gonna do she is gonna remember that night unlike all the other nights where it was just getting banged at least you made it "Fun" lol. Good luck update.
thats krazy advice thanks, imma look into that!

and for the noods sorry guys but im not gonna pm it you, i'll only pm it to trusted memebers, since i only trust a few, if you want www.youporn.com go meat it there!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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