Need Help From Djs

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

I met this girl at myspace and we became friends online for about two weeks all ready. things were going pretty smooth, then one day i wanted some advices on women. So i sent her this:

" Hey,

i wanna asked you stuff. How often do u get compliments from guys? and do u always being asked to same lines like,
"can i take take you to dinner" or, "can i go out with u?" some stuff like dat.
Well, i had times that i wonder if yes, does women like u usually get bored of these things, and guys asking approval to you?
One more questions, how does women feel when a guy you dont know just try to hit on you in the streets? I mean is that normal?
thanks for answering HONESTLY. "


She responded with some capital letters making me sound like a annoying a$$:

"i think its guyz like u that bother girls with those annoying "?s" kk just 4 the future id just thought id let u no=) "

Well, can i respond back in some kind of ****y and funny response like David's style? If i do, how can i not pissed her off too much and kind of make her "lol" in a way?
Thanx guys

 

[Iwantahottie]

wow

 

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

help. atleast some pointers?

*cries because nobody's discussing*

 

[alphawolfx]

um...

ur e-mail didn't sound ****y and funny, or interesting... it sounded kind of pushy actually

BUT

she could mean it or she could be playing with you

play back, have fun with it

no expert, especially since i wouldn't have sent her that, but how about

"...right, because i bet you just like being on my friends list without actually talking to me about something interesting....

wow, you are so fun. "

your problem is that you actually give a **** about what she says

one of these models on the site asked me if i liked her website, and i said no, and she started instulting me, so i told her to calm the f.uck down and then i deleted her from my friends list...

it's an online thing, but apply the mentality in real life...

 

[izza]

Tell her what you tell everyone:

I say anything I want to whoever I want, whenever I want. You know you want me hahaha

Izza

 

[alphawolfx]

hey, at least you're not THIS GUY:

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/18504239

 

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

THANK YOU IZZA

Well, izza, i did what u taught me. but now the chick respond

"y home you dont have a really photo and not other pictures in your 'myspace,'....that tells me somethin..... so no, hunny i dont want you...... you know, you're different from most of the people i know."

well, the reason why she thought i ws different because i was using ****y and funny when the first time we met online.

so anyway, i was gonna put my photos on myspace real soon. but now, i dont want her to think im doing this photo just for her. also, i cant seemed to think of how to reply her back. i cant just apologize.

so should i reply back with more ****y+funny response? suggestions?

 

[AverageFC]

you both need to learn proper english grammar.

If someone sent me a message that said

"Hy u WaNt 2 gEt 2 no me"

I'd delete that bull ****.

also, dat should be spelled 'that'. 'dat' is not a word, it's a sound.

I don't know if English is your first language, but if it is, I feel bad for you.

"i wanna asked you stuff"

"I want to ask you some stuff".

 

[Sart]

Im with

Wolf and AverageFC.

Firstly, grow the fukc up and secondly, master English, is it your mother tongue?

You sound like two kids having a dispute, good grief.