Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Need help Breaking this Hymen.

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Sup guys. So I'm about to break this chick's hymen, and she's in alot of pain, and it's weirding me out, so i stop. After a few tries i called it a night. Any advice on how to bust that fu­cker open?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This post just made me laugh

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Tell her to break her own damn hymen. I mean, hand her a dildo and have her just fiddle around with it. Then You do the follow up.
 

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comic_relief said:
This post just made me laugh

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lol me too mate.

just push man
my first time i really hurt my gf
she was in pain the next day
its going to hurt
but when you start going at it like rabbits when it doesnt hurt her
its worth it
;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Poonani Maker said:
Tell her to break her own damn hymen.
Thats what i did.
I hated pushing into it and to see her struggling with all the pain.
 

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I'll help. send her my way
 

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Vice said:
I'll help. send her my way
:D lol... Don't pull an R.Kelly tho, cuz ima be filming!

Warm her UP!!!:rockon:

Start off with your pinky and move up to your thumb. She should be warmed up for your kock. Hope your kock is bigger than your thumb cuz then the warm up would be pointless.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I swallowed my pride and chose impalement. Thanks for the suggestions, guys.
 
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