"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Need Help About Car

GrimPhallic

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Alright this is most definately going to be a retarded azz thread but please dont delete it because I think someone from this site can help me. Okay... on the seat belt of newer car models, there is a button that holds the seat belt clip up toward the middle in a reachable position and keeps it from falling to where the seatbelt attaches at the ground. Mine broke off... I have looked everywhere online and offline and can not find a place that sells just that button, and GM tells me that I have to buy a whole new seatbelt - thats bullsh!t. One time about a year ago I found a website that sold just those buttons for a whopping $2.00 per pair. A whole new seat belt for my car would be expensive and a waist since I know I can get a button for it somewhere. Can anyone tell me where to buy a pair of these 'seat belt stopper buttons?'
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
Try a wrecking yard.
Probably the best idea. Or jus get a rivet. Or if you're really ghetto put a button on there lol.
 

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you could try

http://www.junkyarddog.com

You fill out a request of what you're looking for, and they contact all the salvage yards in your area. If any of them have what you're looking for (I'm sure it's not too hard to get this part) they'll email you back.
 

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Swipe the one from the passenger side in the meantime.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thank you everyone for the advice, but I have tried junkyards and ebay already... I have found that the actual name for this part is a 'seat belt tounge button stopper.' Wierd terminology huh... Well this part is made to never come off of the seat belt, so you can not remove it with out breaking it. ebay has no intelligence on this item. I was lucky enough though to find ONE website that sells them... I will post it for anyone else who has ever had this problem:

http://www.gotbelts.com/buttonstops.html

Thanks everyone...
 
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