"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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2: "My friend said you're hot."

Wait till you see my (ooh)

5: "I'm so ugly."

You have nothing to worry about, your rich.

6: "You probably don't want to talk to me anymore."

Please don't tell me your pregnant.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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1: "You're so funny!"
I know

2: "My friend said you're hot."
Yeah I think I'm hot too

3: "OMG! My pu$$y is drooling!"
Well you better get those pants off, dont want to get them wet.

4: "You're so weird!"
People at my star wars convetion dont think so

5: "I'm so ugly."
Don't be silly if you were that ugly, I wouldnt be talking to you

6: "You probably don't want to talk to me anymore."
Well not if you keep saying things like that

7: "Is something wrong?"
Yeah, the fact you havent realized I am here to get your number

8: "I have XX guys chasing me now."
I dont see any, what did you have to run them off, or did they just walk away on their own like I might do

9: "Man but you have an ego!"
Yeah....and?

10: "I'm surprised you havn't asked XXX out yet."
Yeah, and I'm surprised you havent asked me out yet.
 
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Originally posted by lYlasTer
"I'm so ugly."

Cut yourself some slack, even Angelina Jolie would look ugly next to me.

I win
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LOL!

That really made me laugh...
Thats some GOOD sh1t there man!!!
 
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Some other lines to respond to:

-You are arrogant.

(or any other semi-negative comment you could interpret the way you want it)

-Who are you here with?

-Are you going to *insert event here*? (like a party/club/concert etc.)

-You ignore me all the time
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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1: "You're so funny!"

yea...but looks aren't everthing

2: "My friend said you're hot."

thats because she has good taste in men

3: "OMG! My pu$$y is drooling!"

oh i know what to do about that...but i have to warn you...there's a chance that it can go from drooling to squirting.

4: "You're so weird!" <--- Said with a giggle.

im glad you like it

5: "I'm so ugly."

yea...i dont see how you can be seen in public

6: "You probably don't want to talk to me anymore."

that depends...you said you have a lot of cute, single and rich friends....right?

7: "Is something wrong?"

yes... i am having trouble trying to decide if you would make a good friend or not...you said you were rich...right?

8: "I have XX guys chasing me now."

that makes me the one that you are chasing

9: "Man but you have an ego!"

and what is it about my ego that makes you like me so much?

10: "I'm surprised you havn't asked XXX out yet."

oh...so thats what is keeping you from asking me out.

11. my butt looks wierd in these pants

yea... i don't even want to imagine how it looks without them on
 
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Gravyboat, those were really really good. Did you just come up with those off the top of your head?
 
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The "good taste" line is very good - I use it all the time.

Over time, you learn to just come up with things on the spur of the moment.
 
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damn there are some funny azz people on this site. mad props to all.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I agree, Gravyboat won so far.

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1: "You're so funny!"
"And handsome. Dont forget smart."

2: "My friend said you're hot."
"I hope she didn't get burnt?
Anyway, invite her to a warm up in winter"

3: "OMG! My pu$$y is drooling!"
"I dont think a prayer would help much. Lets try another idea...<grab her ass>

4: "You're so weird!"
"Welcome to the most revolutionary mainstream pattern!".

5: "I'm so ugly."
"...And if you take the makeup off?"

6: "You probably don't want to talk to me anymore."
"Sure: we've never talked much right before sex..."

7: "Is something wrong?"
"Yeah, the place... how can we have sex here??"

8: "I have XX guys chasing me now."
"Have you done somehting that BAD?"

9: "Man but you have an ego!"
"Of course. You want some?"

10: "I'm surprised you havn't asked XXX out yet."
"Put her on a waiting list... it is on the fridge in the kitchen"
 
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