"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Need feedback on what this text was all about

Dole

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 20, 2007
Messages
257
Reaction score
2
I am seeing this girl, maybe a week and a half now (I told her I dont wanna date her yet). We already had sex and she texts me every day asking me how my day is or w.e.

She txts me today at lunch
her: My glands are swollen! My whole throat is puffed out and bruising! How wonderful hey! i want to cry!
me:From what? did you take the day off?
her: No i cant take anytime off. and its most likely stress related.
me: what u stressing from?
her: I dont know! i thought i was alright. I can barely turn my head it's so bad.
her: I think i'm going to hit the clinic tonight to get checked. My eyes keep watering it hurts so much
me: Yes you do know so tell me. You where fine last night and you went to the gym this morning, so obviously either something happend between the morning and noon or something is going through your head
her: No nothing i told u i felt like death this morning. It just gradually got worse! stop thinkin im hiding something from u. Im not
me: When are you going to the clinic?
her: after work.
me: Ill come pick y ou up and take you
her: its fine

I dont know if this was a **** test to see if I care about her or what ever her intentions are.
I feel like a fool for offering to take her to the clinic what the hell was the point of her telling me all this
I dont know what i should reply to this either maybe she has someone else on the side who already offered to her lol:cheer:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

DonGorgon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 28, 2007
Messages
4,679
Reaction score
102
Location
Studying the fact that all lies contain fragments
Drama queen... she is not happy with the amount of attention you are giving her so she is creating a tragedy that you cant ignore.. WHY? Cause she regrets sleeping with you so soon without proper emotional commitment from you......
 

Dole

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 20, 2007
Messages
257
Reaction score
2
Wow you probably got it right on the dot! I am impressed. She did say last time she had sex was 10 months ago ( most likely a lie ) she did also say she never sleeps with guys unless they are dating. So I asked her what's so different about me, which she said I fell comfortable quickly around you and you drive me crazy lol.
What do you recommend I do about this not giving her the amount of attention she wants? Should I keep doing it until I decide we should have a relationship or maybe give her a little bit more attention?
I am also trying to figure out what I should say to "its fine" just ignore it and wait until she texts me again or say 'tell me how the check up went'
 

DonGorgon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 28, 2007
Messages
4,679
Reaction score
102
Location
Studying the fact that all lies contain fragments
Dole said:
Should I keep doing it until I decide we should have a relationship or maybe give her a little bit more attention?
I am also trying to figure out what I should say to "its fine" just ignore it and wait until she texts me again or say 'tell me how the check up went'
If you really liked her you would not be asking that... Just be friends with her for now and see if she is worth dating which I doubt..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Interceptor

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 25, 2007
Messages
2,609
Reaction score
135
Location
Florida
I think this woman is simply sick, and her 'stress' was not at all related to you in any way.


I think you jumped the gun and showed your "I'M REALLY INSECURE" and "I NEED REASSURANCE" Card, and fvcked this up a little.
 

DonGorgon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 28, 2007
Messages
4,679
Reaction score
102
Location
Studying the fact that all lies contain fragments
Interceptor said:
I think this woman is simply sick, and her 'stress' was not at all related to you in any way.


I think you jumped the gun and showed your "I'M REALLY INSECURE" and "I NEED REASSURANCE" Card, and fvcked this up a little.
Could be but I dont trust women ever.
 

Dole

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 20, 2007
Messages
257
Reaction score
2
I think you jumped the gun and showed your "I'M REALLY INSECURE" and "I NEED REASSURANCE" Card, and fvcked this up a little.
i agree, thats why i made this thread
i txted her back
me:let me know the check up went
her: im just going to go home. I'm not feeling well at all.
So I guess it was a sh1t test and failed massively
oh well
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Top