"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Need an idea for my voice mail..

Axcell

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Wondering if anybody can post what they say on their voice mail.. Mine sounds really dull at the moment: "Hey you have reached ______, sorry I couldn't take your call right now. Leave a message after the beep."

I need something with more energy/****iness/funny in it.. was wondering if I could get some help from somebody.

Thanks!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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theguy351

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i taped that thing from seinfeld "beleive it or not george isnt home,please leave a message at the beep....." pple thought thatwas funny (my name is anthony tho) and i also had recorded a couple lines from old school about streaking then i say...sorry im streaking, leave 1.....that was in like 10thgrade tho lol
 

speakeasy

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Who cares, it's only a f*cking voicemail. Just make sure your voice sounds deep and clear and you speaking in a calm, manly tone. "Hi, you've reached X, please leave a message at the tone. Thanks." Why does anyone need anymore than that? I just try to keep mine simple because it could be family calling, a client, a girl, friends. Just something quick and to the point is all you need.
 

Bible_Belt

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af's says in the refined computer voice, "Hello, you've reached the voicemail for..." and then it cuts to him making monkey noises.
 

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speakeasy said:
Who cares, it's only a f*cking voicemail. Just make sure your voice sounds deep and clear and you speaking in a calm, manly tone. "Hi, you've reached X, please leave a message at the tone. Thanks." Why does anyone need anymore than that? I just try to keep mine simple because it could be family calling, a client, a girl, friends. Just something quick and to the point is all you need.
i feel you dawg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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