"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Need advice starting out.

j0n024

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Hey guy's I need some help...

I have a BMI of 26.7 and want to lose weight, I am not super over weight since I do have a decent figure (worked out before but procrastinated) but would like to become fight and mean! I started to run which I do everyday now and I do situps, and crunches....the bad thing is I dont have a lot of machines the only thing I have is a free bench press which I have declined right now. I need some help as to shed weight and gain more muscle, if you guys have any tips or advice for me I would really much appreciate it and no I cant go to a gym sorry.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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