need advice about men birthcontrol

[tj]

My old lady wants me to get her preggers. There is no way I can really get out of it, but I don't want to have another kid...long story.

Anyway, I need something like spermicide to wipe on penor when we have sex or something.

any ideas thanks

 

[The Champ]

Your wife wants to get preggo and you don't? That's a tough scenario. There is no birth control available to us men. Just screw her in the mouth and make her swallow it. That's all the birth control you need.

 

[Warrior74]

WTF do you mean no way out. Bull****. Dump her if she's not down with your plan. whos the boss here?

 

[sodbuster]

vasectomy

 

[Da Realist]

Ok, tricking your wife behind her back isn't going to solve anything. First she's going to wonder why she's not getting pregnant eventhough she's draining you every chance she gets. Next she's going to think something is wrong with either you or her, and will go into some kind of funk. That's when she'll want to call in a doctor to check you and her out. When they find nothing is wrong, she'll look back at you and you'll tell her about your grand scheme not to knock her up.

I say the easiest and quickest solution is to sit down and talk to her. Tell her why you don't want kids and listen to the real reason she wants another. I don't mean listen to the first reason she says because they're usually lying the first go round; get her to tell you the real reason. More than likely she's bored and it could be solved by you being more romantic with her. In fact, I think that will fix it since she wants to have YOUR kid.

 

[Colossus]

Vasectomy or supplemental testosterone. You're 37 so you could definitely qualify. Basically if your test levels are below ~350 ng/dl you can get a script for test replacement. A recent study conducted with over 1,000 Chinese men showed that monthly Test injections (500mg) were 99% effective as a contraceptive. Test injections are known to decrease hormones in the brain that signal your balls to produce sperm. You may have to shop around and find a doc who will work with you, but IMO it's worth it.

Plus, if you lift the Test will be give you a nice boost in strength and muscle mass. Win-win if you ask me

 

[tj]

First off, the thanks for all the replys. I think the testosterone injections will probably be the best bet.

I would get a divorce..but I have one child right now, and with the economy right now my hours have been cut back. My wife is a monster.

 

[Da Realist]

My wife is a monster.

Yeah, you have bigger problems than just your wife wanting a kid. Still say you should deal with that first.

 

[scrouds]

Who was the sick SOB here that admitted to peeing in his wife cause he didn't want kids?

 

[azanon]

Ok, tricking your wife behind her back isn't going to solve anything. First she's going to wonder why she's not getting pregnant eventhough she's draining you every chance she gets. Next she's going to think something is wrong with either you or her, and will go into some kind of funk. That's when she'll want to call in a doctor to check you and her out. When they find nothing is wrong, she'll look back at you and you'll tell her about your grand scheme not to knock her up.

I say the easiest and quickest solution is to sit down and talk to her. Tell her why you don't want kids and listen to the real reason she wants another. I don't mean listen to the first reason she says because they're usually lying the first go round; get her to tell you the real reason. More than likely she's bored and it could be solved by you being more romantic with her. In fact, I think that will fix it since she wants to have YOUR kid.

We have a winner!

Anyone that can't sit down with their wife and work out issues that affects them both has no business being married. Seriously dude, if you know you can't talk about this, what you need is a divorce lawyer, not a doctor for testosterone.

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

First off, the thanks for all the replys. I think the testosterone injections will probably be the best bet.

I would get a divorce..but I have one child right now, and with the economy right now my hours have been cut back. My wife is a monster.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

WTF!

You have one child with a horrible wife so you think another child is the smart thing to do?



NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!


You need to become proactive. If you can't get control of your wife and tell her how it's going to be then you need to make preperations to separate.

Do not dig yourself in further.

Be smart and develope a strategy. Get a good lawyer. Get evidence on you wife. Seek counseling for the mental hardships caused by your wife. Start socking away some cash. Do whatever you have to to build a good case against her and file for divorce.

Why do you want to commit even harder to her? Do you enjoy the misery?

 

[sodbuster]

read "screw the b1tch" put out by palladin press. it's a divorce primer for men. It teaches us the things womens magazines and beauty shops teach women about divorce