Need a witty response to: how was work?

[solo1]

Anyway i need a witty/funny response to this txt mssge this girl blasted me. Something to redeem myself with after yesterday's ****block by my friend that woulndt leave.

i could say "not bad" or "good" but boring answers.

Was thinking, "not bad, im one step closer to ending world hunger."

or what really happened, "it was cool, i had to leave early and my co-worker Denise thought i was leaving for good."

 

[lebRambo]

oh my god what the f*ck is it with retards that can't make a decision on every little thing, so they have to pollute the boards with useless drivel like this.

here's an idea: get yourself castrated so that you can't infect the rest of the world.

 

[comic_relief]

oh you know ****ty. Now I'm going home to go whack it. How bout you come over for a little fun." Thats what I would say just to see what kind of reaction I would get. I wouldn't give a sh!t if I got the girl or not. It is just harmless fun

 

[n00bPimp]

You don't need a witty remark for every little comment. Chill out a little bit and they will come out .

 

[Wiesman44]

if she asks you how work went, she's genuinely interested in your day. Throwing out a ****y response would just be ridiculous,and she'd probably look at you like some clown who can't talk with women.


Now c'mon man, its not difficult to determine when to use ****y lines. When your PUing her. If she throws the "how was your day line in, your obviously not 'gaming' her at the moment.

 

[solo1]

yup. a few hours ago i replied back what really happened at work. I asked about how her day went and told her she should go to bed.

So anyway i find it strange this girl chooses to txt me when she wants to talk instead of calling. Usually i just end up txting back.
guess she's the shy type

But i agree with what you said, im still trying to grasp the concept of when to be funny and when to be genuine (serious about what i say) with which type of women. but it occurs to me that the more mature women appear to favor the genuine guy than the humorous crazy personality type

 

[Brian20o2]

Everyone likes to have fun. If they dont, they aren't gonna be my friend for long.

When someone asks me how my day was, I'm honest "good" or "great". If they wanna persue more I'll let them. Or if I have a story about the day I'll tell them. You dont have to be C+F all the time. Instead I would sugest having a positive look on life and a playfull, fun loving attitude.

 

[Mr Spitfire]

Read your post before you hit submit and ask yourself if it is worth anyones time INCLUDING YOUR OWN>