Need a quick C + F line

[blinkwatt]

This old attention ***** texted me;

'You should call me once and awhile to make sure I'm alive'

Normally I could scorch her on anything she says,I'm having a brain fart on this one. Any ideas?

 

[Last Man Standing]

It took me a full 3 seconds for this response!!! Text her, "Your text message tells me that you are alive" "Prove to me that this is you and let's hook up on Thursday at the old mill!"

 

[Kev07]

"Are you dead yet?"

 

[syemour]

It took me a full 3 seconds for this response!!! Text her, "Your text message tells me that you are alive" "Prove to me that this is you and let's hook up on Thursday at the old mill!"

nice

 

[Randallpink83]

"I prefer my victim to be dead by the time I'm raping their a$$" ....you can thank me in the morning.

 

[jonwon]

This old attention ***** texted me;

'You should call me once and awhile to make sure I'm alive'

Normally I could scorch her on anything she says,I'm having a brain fart on this one. Any ideas?

"I have a better idea, why dont i pop round and see how active you are, that should be a better indication"

"you know, you may trick me and set up a voice message and thats no good is it? i mean you could be needing mouth to mouth, and there is me listening to your voice mail"