Need a great comeback to this CL ad.........

[lifemisspent]

Grey skies and many office hours ahead of me have my mind wandering out the window...
I'm a professional, financially independent, and look great in a skirt...

I want a man who isn't intimidated by my power and who isn't afraid of taking me by the reins and showing me who's boss

Tell me what you'd like to do with me. Best entertainer for the day wins drinks after work

Applicants must be good looking, non smoker, d/d free, discreet and committed to NO DRAMA.


Need some serious DJ help here............thx guys.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Applicants must be good looking

But - but - but . .

This cannot be!!

 

[-E-]

Ask her if she'd like some fries with that.

 

[sharkbeat]

I don't want to see you in skirt. I want to see you naked and in lingerie.

 

[OMGWTFLMAO]

Discrete? Sounds like this chick is married or has a boyfriend and is bored at home. A guy I know fell for becoming a boy toy for a wealthy and influential older woman. He only planned for it to be a one time thing. Then he met the perfect woman for him and got engaged and the rich chick wouldn't let him. She had lent him money to start a business and all was well until he got engaged and refused to see the old gal anymore. She went to the cops and told them he conned her out of money! He's been in the slammer for almost a year now.