Need a good comeback line for this

[thunder_god]

Some ***** told me this:

Her: I like men with big brains and fat wallets

Not sure what witty comeback to write back.

I was thinking:
"Then I guess its your lucky day, except I like women that shave and have large assets."

 

[thatfeel]

Lucky for you I've got a large head with your name on it.

 

[Slickster]

You: "Yeah but those type of guys only go for girls who are super hot."

Then smile.

If she says "You're mean."

You say "Hey I think you're cute."

This is the whole backhanded compliment thing. Insult her and compliment her at the same time.

Ie. Her: "Do I look fat in these jeans?"

You: "I think you look great."

Emphasis on the "I" so it sounds like "Ya you look fat but I like it." Aren't you lucky.

 

[mustfirstregister]

Depends on the context. Because I don't know the context I will say:

Yeah, smart and rich people are very attractive. How do smart and rich people make you really feel?

 

[Skyline]

"That explains why you're still single." +smirk.

 

[thunder_god]

You: "Yeah but those type of guys only go for girls who are super hot."

Then smile.

If she says "You're mean."

You say "Hey I think you're cute."

This is the whole backhanded compliment thing. Insult her and compliment her at the same time.

Ie. Her: "Do I look fat in these jeans?"

You: "I think you look great."

Emphasis on the "I" so it sounds like "Ya you look fat but I like it." Aren't you lucky.

Her reply after telling her "Yeah but those type of guys only go for girls who are super hot"

her: are you saying that I am not super hot?