"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Need a Diagnosis

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StateOfMind

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My lower left abdomen has been twitching recently. And also when i take a deep breath i feel an acute tightness in that same area. Im thinking its a GI issue, maybe backed up poop or something. You guys have a clue to what this could be? Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude just go get it checked out. There are lots of structures in the LLQ and without a full hx, physical assessment, labs and possible abdomenal xray its just grasping at straws.
 

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Ive never been to a doctor or to get a general checkup. I honestly dont know how to even do that. Plus im broke. This is ironic since im going into medical field(Yes, i know)

Ive been feeling bloated for the past week or so. Ill get more fiber and see if that helps.
 
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