"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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NCAA March Madness

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Go Jayhawks!
 

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ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK.....

And as i've been informed, class is canceled, and downtown is CRAZY in Lawrence. The streets are shut down cause there are too many people on them.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
Memphis 90 Kansas 2
:crackup:

Oh well, maybe next year. ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Omen said:
:crackup:

Oh well, maybe next year. ;)
I meant Memphis 90 Kansas 92 92. Damn keyboard sticking.

Anyway, congrats to Kansas. Memphis has an inferiority complex. Must be the humidity and Andy Kaufman.

I'm going to pop me a cold Coke Zero in honor of the number of national championships Memphis has won.
 
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I'm going to pop me a cold Coke Zero in honor of the number of national championships Memphis has won.[/QUOTE]


LOL.

Speaking of cokes. I would like to tell Dean Smith to have a choke and a smile.

:rockon:
 

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tj said:
haha. My team just won.. so I got your horse for ya!

Cheers tj! I'm happy for you that your team won. Personally, it didn't matter to me who won as long as the score was low. Kansas did their part. Bravo!

Enjoy the celebration. :up:
 

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Poonani Maker said:
I meant Memphis 90 Kansas 92 92. Damn keyboard sticking.

Anyway, congrats to Kansas. Memphis has an inferiority complex. Must be the humidity and Andy Kaufman.

I'm going to pop me a cold Coke Zero in honor of the number of national championships Memphis has won.
If they hadn't taken away the 3pt goal earlier....IT WAS A 2PT (and coach Calipari said that's why he doesn't like monitor review and wants that changed :cry: )

And if they would have MADE the free throws, they would have won it.

I can say one thing from being a KU fan for a long time, & with family at KU... NEVER UNDERESTIMATE KANSAS when it comes to coming back. Dont ever think you have the deal sealed just cause you are up. Unless its by quite a bit, you're liable to get a hawk beak up your a** :D
 
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