"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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For those of you that got this game(or actually played it), do you think it'd be worth trading it in and getting madden 10 this year? I did play the demo, seems pretty good, but nothing groundbreaking.

This is the first ncaa game i bought and i'm really enjoying it so far.Very entertaining online and off, and much better than some previous maddens i played. Just wanted to see if madden will have some new bells and whistles when it comes out that i dont know about.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I havent bought madden in 2 years, instead i got ncaa. I had 09 and its the same as 10. I think the new madden will be pretty dope since i havent played it in 2 years.
 
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I have NCAA 09 and tried NCAA10 but decided to wait and get Madden instead. The Madden games seem to change more.
 
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Never played NCAA. Madden is looking pretty damn good this year. This'll be the 2nd year in a row I buy it since PS2 days
 
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